Good morning.

I have decided that I am going to make a conscious effort to record podcasts on my fresh blowdry days because after reviewing thy footage, it is just so painful.

Also, I would like to start this episode by issuing a formal apology. I realized after doing a little bit of quality control and listening

to, you know, the past few episodes, first I would just like to say, well, I'm going to retract

the apology quickly. First of all, nothing says the bitch Bible podcast, then, me behind a

mic, talking about how great I am.

Fluctuating, yes, self-esteem issues, not here. This podcast is, God, it's so good.

It's just like the longevity. People are like, how have you been doing this so long? I don't know, just because I'm really, really good at it.

And anyone who disagrees, you're just wrong. It's not even a matter of opinion. I don't read Reddit. I don't like go on the Facebook groups. Anyone who doesn't like it, it says nothing about me and everything about you. I literally feel bad for you. The fact that you don't get it. Oh, my God. That just means you're not funny. And you just, like, don't have perspective. Okay. So then now I'm going to reinstate the

apology. I realize for like the past, I don't know, three or four episodes in every single

show, I mention some celebrity and then go on a three to four minute rant about how much they would

love me. And I realize in, in practice and execution, that just by way of saying that out loud,

I can almost guarantee that they wouldn't like me. And I'm more worried about me not liking

them, although historically, you know what blows my mind? I was at a lunch recently, okay? And it was one of my very close friends and one of her very close friends, but I'm not very close friends. I love when I give this many, like, extensive details. So like it's very easy for anyone listening at home or if the people that are a part of the story that I'm telling

to retrace this and like now they know it's about them. But I like living authentically

and transparently anyways. So like let this be a lesson to us all. So I'm at lunch with my

good friend and her good friend. And her good friend is kind of seemingly going through a difficult time and was a bit of a buzzkill,

if I'm being honest. I'm looking to have a bitchy little lunch, you know, quick, light, fluffy,

fun, shit talk, ice breakers, all the things. She started to enter kind of this very revealing soliloquy of insecurity that I found

to be just extremely uninspiring. And I just genuinely couldn't, I couldn't empathize or

understand where she was coming from. And granted, I have a small hippocampamus like Carol Rodsewell.

So, oh, my God, we're going to talk about that too. The reboot, the reboot, the reboot.

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