Hi, Andrew, welcome to the bitch Bible podcast. You've been bamboozled. First of all, please clear those dead flowers, which should be replenished weekly by you.

And on a scale of one to ten, please tell the handy, Andy fans, how big of a bitch have I been?

Just come here. Don't get nervous and don't try to be, don't try to be funny because that's not your lane.

Why don't you just say, in as few words as possible, L.O.L. We know you're not going to over embellish. What a bitch I've been recently. Come here. Walk closer. I'm not coming here closer. Okay. So you're going to make your pregnant wife get up and leap. I'll do something bad. Just on a scale of one to ten. A twelve. How beautiful has my work been? Extremely.

Like the best, the greatest work of my life. I've never been bitchier. I'm about to turn it up a

couple notches. So brace your pear-shaped body. Thank you so much for joining us. A round of

applause for Andra Haas. Get out.

Thank you, everybody. Welcome.

We've turned a corner here. I want to tell you something.

Because I need everyone to really, really prepare themselves. And I need you to know that this is not like for for schick for bits for

shtick I have been the biggest cunt that the Western Hemisphere has ever had the

grandiose privilege of experiencing and it's not even like it's not even because hormones are raging it's really not that it's because

i need something to live for and not my growing family gross um and i need a hobby and a sport

that doesn't drain my bank accounts.

So, you know, I'm off the sauce.

I can't have patte, although a little bit.

Was I Googling last night how to make a homemade patte?

You betcha Iris.

Also, Listeria, we won't talk about it because Aubrey, actually, Jackie, one in 13 fetuses are severely harmed by Listeria directly linked to deli meats and patis.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Information is power.

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