Summary
Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.
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| 0:00.0 | Good |
| 0:10.0 | Buen Vioch. |
| 0:14.6 | Hi, everyone. |
| 0:16.2 | Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. |
| 0:17.6 | I'm your host, Jackie Schimel, |
| 0:19.1 | looking like Xenon Girl of the 21st century |
| 0:22.4 | meets John Bonae Ramsey fresh as a daisy. How are we doing? I would like to start the show this week |
| 0:30.6 | with two testimonials from yours truly, deep from the depths of my subconscious. Two things I need to emotionally purge. |
| 0:40.9 | I will say this till my dying days. And I mean this so, so earnestly and so authentically. |
| 0:50.3 | The bitch Bible listeners, okay, all four of you are the greatest listeners. And I'm not going to hit you |
| 0:59.9 | with a condescending name. Okay, I would never do that to you. I never have and I never will. |
| 1:05.2 | The listeners and consumers of this podcast are such a elevated tier of human beings. And I want to like look you dead in |
| 1:16.3 | your retinas. And I want to thank you for being so funny, so cool and so not fucking weird. |
| 1:23.7 | Because I need to tell you this, it's a fucking rarity. I've been going on other podcasts |
| 1:29.5 | recently. And when I tell you that it has opened the floodgates to these fucking |
| 1:35.0 | idiots, I don't have the bandwidth right now to navigate, like to really emotionally navigate the amount of stupidity that exists on the internet. |
| 1:49.6 | And everyone is so quick in those phalanches to leave a quippy little comment that's not |
| 1:55.0 | smart and not funny. |
| 1:57.2 | And my favorite group of humans are the actually girls. |
| 2:01.3 | We're going to call them actually Audrey's, okay? |
| 2:05.3 | Because they are the ones. |
| 2:07.5 | I did Morgan's podcast a couple. |
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