I'll stop the world and cunt with you. You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time. I'm wearing shoulder pads.

My extensions are back in. I'm also experiencing stroke-like symptoms. Here's the thing. I try to

address my lighting. My lighting man is on break. And I tried to adjust some of the video footage

because I thought I'd really pop off the pages in this

week's episode video format. And I ended up pressing a couple buttons and it was given Countess Luann

dressed as Diana Ross. Like the skin tone, it was getting a little problematic. And I got to

really write out the dim the lights tour before I get canceled. So to counteract the camera settings, I have had to put my lights on full wattage.

So I am being blinded by these lights.

And on top of that, the extensions are fresh and they are really pulling at the scalp.

So if I stroke out in about

14 minutes, Andrew's going to come in and missed me with a little Belvedere and then I'm

coming back to life because ladies and gentlemen, Andrew is back from her occupational

European travels. And I am fucking all the way off. But not before I go to the

pumpkin patch for the 300th time. Listen to this. I've got lots of life updates. Everybody

edge of their seat. Also, how do we feel about these shoulder pads? Because I am feeling

brittle and gaunt. I love a shoulder pad so much. Speaking of shoulder pads because I am feeling brittle and gaunt I love a shoulder

pad so much speaking of shoulder pads make sure you go to dim nope that's not it what's the website

the bitchbibble dot com forward slash tour san francisco if you're teetering if you're thinking about it

the show is this evening I'll have you home by 9 p.m.

And I promise you, I'm never coming back to San Francisco.

I've done more shows in San Francisco than any other place.

I've kind of phased out my audience there.

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