Happy Spring, everyone.

Wow, we're already killing this.

Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. If you're watching the video, once again, please don't. I feel like I have been able to successfully discourage 99% of the Bitch Bible listeners from viewing the video because we made it 13 years without video footage.

But if you happen to be tuning in today, you might notice the lobes are looking a little

heavy.

And that is because Andrew and I will remain married for another year of marriage because I did

not receive an air fryer.

I thought I'd just get the cliffhanger over with. I got these

gorge, gorge, well-deserved, low-hanging lobers, a emerald diamond bezel-cut earring

that just really brings me back to life. On top of that, Jackie also received a

gorgeous Super Trooper Mew-Mu-Bandana bucket hat for a monocito jaunt in a couple weekends.

And all was right in the universe. So yesterday was Mother's Day. My mom's dead.

So I've really just reframed the day into a celebration of me, you know.

And we woke up.

Andrew went and got me bagels and locks.

I had a beautiful, fresh squeezed, tangerine juice.

And then Clyde, Andrew and I went to a park, which was not really on my bucket list,

but I bleed out for the family. So then we went to a park. Then we went to a local seafood spot

and had some oysters, a Bloody Mary. I had the seasonal artichoke, which was absolutely delicious.

Like I'll say it once, I'll say it twice. We don't give

artichokes enough credit. We don't give artichokes enough credit. I had an artichoke. I had a

shrimp cocktail. I had a little salad. Then my family came over in the afternoon for a barbecue,

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