Good morning, everybody. I'm just a dance mom and a scrunchy. I took Clyde to ballet this morning and I was thinking I was going to pull him

because it just wasn't vibing. It just wasn't meshing. It's a lot of floor work. And he's just like

a little boy that wants to run and shake his tits. So I thought maybe like gymnastics or I don't

know, something else. But today we really turned a corner okay

berishnikov is back baby he was pointing those toes he was leaping I mean he was like

somewhat listening to the instructions and he really popped off the pages so cooper

nielsen watch your fucking back because

Clyde Haas is coming for your gig. I got back from San Francisco a couple days ago. I had the

best time at the San Francisco show. What a great crowd. I historically have had some trauma in San

Francisco. My last two shows, like the first show, obviously we discussed this so many times.

I lost a friend.

And then the second show that I did in San Francisco, I brought my cousin Joe.

And she made some remarks on, what was it exactly?

I'll have to check the Reddit thread.

I'm kidding.

They don't exist.

And I don't go on Reddit. She said something about feminism that didn't fare well in San Francisco and then an anorexic joke, which always slaps. And then, or was it anorexia or bulimia joke? I just don't know. I'll have to phone a friend. And then there was some commentary on the transgender

community, which I will not repeat. And just not great. Like all said in jest, but not wonderful.

It was a real record scratch. So I was so happy to redeem myself for the third time in San Francisco,

but listen to this. Okay. So I was so happy to redeem myself for the third time in San Francisco, but listen to this.

Okay. So I fly out Tuesday morning and I fly out of Burbank, which is a smaller airport in

Los Angeles. It is, it's the most unbelievable airport experience you will ever have. It's like

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