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Bitch Bible

Bush Concert

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jackie recounts the inappropriate attire at the Sabrina Carpenter show in Nashville, plans a second heist at the Louvre, and extols the benefits of her impenetrable immune system.


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0:00.0

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0:05.5

That's audible.co.ukesl-wondery. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, everybody. You know, I texted my producer, Alistair this morning, and I was like, hey, I think I need a couple days to recalibrate.

0:37.2

Like, I am so genuinely exhausted that I just don't think I have anything left to give on a podcast episode and I need a few days to recalibrate.

0:48.9

Cut to 12 minutes later right now. I find myself in a internal monologue and I think, I got to go

1:00.1

grab that microphone because even though I am a shell of a human on the very last leg of the

1:06.3

whirlwind, dim the lights tour, rolling into a wedding,

1:11.9

a Sabrina Carpenter concert,

1:13.8

a sex trafficking incident,

1:15.9

and so many other things.

1:17.7

Radio this morning,

1:18.9

your bitch is tired.

1:20.5

I don't know that I've exerted this much energy ever in my entire life.

1:25.9

And I'm kind of having the best time of my life, but I also want to

1:29.7

lay on the train tracks. And it's just kind of this energetic pendulum swing. But we're back,

1:36.0

baby, because I physically, even if it's just going on in my head, I can't shut the fuck up. I'm on

1:43.0

a treadmill to nowhere. Actually, I'm on a treadmill to everywhere.

1:48.6

So last week I was in Nashville in Atlanta. I had the greatest time. I spent a lot of time in

1:54.8

Nashville. My best friend lives there. We travel there a lot. Andrew works a lot out there.

2:00.7

I've got lots of people

2:01.7

over there. Okay. So I did a show in Nashville. I very transparently alerted the masses that I was a bit

2:08.9

undersold. It was my smallest show. It was a Monday. It was, I had a great time, but it was like a little, it was more sparse than I was used to, okay?

2:20.4

Then the very next night, I went to the Sabrina Carpenter show and it was the best.

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