Buddy, all of you, women and gentlemen of the world.

Before I get into anything, I need to profusely apologize for last week's episode. I said

like 643 times and I am so mortified. Listen, she is nothing if not self-aware. And I listened to it

and I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

Just slowly and painfully and just being brutally, brutally stabbed in every orifice of my body.

I have never been so ashamed of myself and I sound like a fucking moron and I'm really sorry. I'm sorry to myself

and I'm sorry to my listeners. Bradley and Irina, Arina, a vagina, a vagina. What's her name?

Arena? Who cares? They broke up. Breaking news, everybody. After four blissful years together,

they have broken up. Now, I don't want to

sound like a jealous hooker. I've never been super into, I'm not even going to pronounce

her name, right? I'm really sorry, Arena Shake. I like personality plus and I think you can be beautiful and have a dazzling personality.

I haven't seen that personality within her. I think I know everyone's going to be all up in a roar.

Oh my gosh, her Bradley and Gaga getting back getting back together no it's called fucking acting okay obviously

the timeline of both of them um you know separating from their significant others is you know

i would say a happy coincidence on the tail end of the star is born, but they're not going to get fucking together,

okay?

They're actors.

It's called chemistry.

They're not porking.

And I mean no disrespect, but if I hear shallows one more time, I'm going to fucking shove my body in a microwave. I can't do it.

Like, I don't get it at all. And I have been very vocal. A star is born featuring the one and only

Barbara Streisand and Chris Christofferson has my heart forever. When I get ready to do something in the morning that's of value and

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