Better late than never. It is so fucking early. I am working around a pretty violent jackhammer schedule. So I am recording

at the literal crack of dawn. You will hear Andrew making breakfast in the background. You will hear

my child screaming. And that's just showbiz, babe. What a week, what a week, what a week. First of all, thank you for waiting for me.

I got home from Nashville on Saturday and have had subsequent jackhammers going off ever since.

So needed a day to recalibrate. I've never been so exhausted from a trip, if I'm being totally

honest. We were gone for four days. It felt like four and a half months. Clyde had the very

best time of his life. It was so hot. I mean, I think I lost like 14 pounds in water weight because I'm just so thin and great news everybody.

I went to the doctor and she said to me, and I quote, you're so tiny for six months.

And I said, I know, I'm withering away.

And I hope everybody's worried about me, despite the fact that I've like really leaned into more

blousey, billowy clothing, because I have not bought one pregnancy. I'm not buying pregnancy

clothes this go around. Okay. I'm just shoving my fat ass into anything and everything and just making

it to winter. I don't have, you know, I'm not allocating funds to gestational

fashion. Like, we're not doing that this go around. And I'm just kind of like embracing being like a big

fat whore and it feels pretty good. But to have the doctor tell me I look so tiny, I was like,

stop. Oh my God. Are we okay? Is everything okay?

And I've been kind of like holding it over Andrew's head because I was like, oh my God, the doctor says I'm so tiny. And of course, that just sends him into like a full tailspin. He's like, oh my God, are you getting enough nutrition? By the way, I've been eating like it's my full time fucking job. I've gone to talk about three times in the past

week for a snack. They brought back the inturito. I don't think we talked about this. This is how

we know that I'm a chosen person. Okay. And I've always felt this way. At first when I was a kid,

I was like fairly certain that I got taken up by the aliens and not in like a probed way, but just like in a study the specimen type of way. Like I was like fairly certain that I got taken up by the aliens and not in like a probed way,

but just like at a study the specimen type of way.

Like I was pretty gunho that I was taken up by the aliens.

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