Hello, everyone and welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. I have such a pep in my step.

I have been plagued for the last week and a half,

okay, like an ailing Victorian ghost, okay? Like in a nightgown with the plague, Margot Robbie

in Wuthering Heights fighting for my fucking life, okay? I don't know what I had, but when I tell you, I was like crawling around my house.

There was a point in time on Friday. I laid down on the sofa and I stared up at the ceiling

for two hours and I had the worst sinus pressure that I couldn't even watch the television.

Andrew was in Nashville all last week.

And when I tell you that, I would close my eyes at night. And the only way that I would have a

restful sleep is if I fantasized about killing him with my bare hands while I was just secreting nasal fluids,

like out of every orifice tending to the child by myself

on the brink of death, I am not someone that ever gets sick, okay?

I have the immune system of a fucking robot.

Like, nothing can take me down.

There is a part of me that's like, did I have COVID? How embarrassing. Who gets

COVID anymore? But so ill. And now I'm really on the other side. I mean, the phlegm lives inside

of me and will for months and months because I don't know how to, I mean, I should. I'm Jewish.

Like I feel like we're supposed to know how to digest just like sinus fluids, like

constantly, Gloria with her tissue. Like it's in my blood. I don't know how to rid myself a phlegm.

It just becomes part of me and my soul and my spirit and we just like move on as one. But anyways,

I'm feeling so much better. And we have so many things to discuss.

And I love when I have like a banked guest episode because then I have a little more time to kind

of recalibrate and fill up the tank with things that I want to talk to you about. And there's just

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