Hello, everyone and welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. We've made it another week. It is

Ash Wednesday Eve. This is a post-valentines-day episode.

I've recorded this episode almost thrice at this point. The first recording, you know,

you got to do this for quality control sometimes. The first recording, I was just in a bad mood

because I felt like I was getting a cold, but

she believed she could and she didn't.

We've just, like the true Rising Phoenix that I am, just kind of sniffled through the bacteria

and were out on the other side.

The second recording, I went off on Jill Zarin and I just found it to be not constructive or kind or articulate.

So, and also just like the horse is dead.

So I decided third times a charm.

And it's Valentine's Day.

I'm in a red, sensible sweater.

Have I said happy Thanksgiving to three different people? Yes, I have. I don't know why

Thanksgiving is correlating to Valentine's Day for me, but it's happened so many times. I'm off the

NAD injections this month, and I'm really just feeling it cerebrally. I went to Clyde's Valentine's Day.

I'm also, hi, everyone. I'm really on one right now because I'm very just feeling it cerebrally. I went to Clyde's Valentine's Day. I'm also, hi, everyone.

I'm really on one right now because I'm very irritated about something, which I'm going

to get to in a second.

But yesterday, it was Valentine's Day Eve.

Clyde's class had a little party, did his teacher pull me aside and tell me that when

she took her lunch break, that Clyde looked her dead in the eye and said,

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