Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture. 🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things! 👕 Sponsored by: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Green Chef https://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS 💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments! 🎧 Available on all podcast platforms. 📱 Follow us on social: Patrick Cloud:  @PatrickCloudChannel Tahir Moore:  @tahirmoore Producer Hippie Goals:   @HippieGoals   📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles: 00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy 01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand 05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere 06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes 08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real 12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread 17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO 19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains 22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film 25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With 26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂 31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny 34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes 45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense 48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback? 52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line 55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life 58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New 01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out #DIYS   #DamnInternetYouScary   #PodcastClips   #ComedyPodcast   #BlackPodcasts   #FunnyAF   #RoastCulture   #InternetCulture   #PopCultureTalk   #WordGames   #ChatGPT   #AIHumor   #AIDangers   #DeepfakeDrama   #ArtificialIntelligence   #FutureTech   #ScarySmart   #NerdLife   #CosplayFails   #AnimeFandom   #WordAssociationGame   #GamerTalk   #FortniteFails   #TylerPerryVillains   #MovieVillains   #KillmongerWasRight   #JoffreyBaratheon   #UnlikableCharacters   #CancerSeason   #AstrologyTalk   #ZodiacVibes   #MustWatch   #ForYou   #TrendingNow   #ViralPodcast   #ClipOfTheDay   #FYP   Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲  @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲  @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲  @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲  @HippieGoals   https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story. 🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special: 📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater, Los Angeles 🎫 https://regentdtla.com/tm-event/chris-sneed-i-need-urgent-care-live-taping/ Use code HEALTHCARE for first responder discounts! 🎤 Featuring: Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/ Hosted by  @tahirmoore   &  @PatrickCloudChannel Producer:  @HippieGoals   📲 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more wild stories & nerdy chaos! 00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa 00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions 00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show” 00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs 00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts 00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special 00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo 00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town 00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script 00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections 00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment? 00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!” 00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story 00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda? 00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors 00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies 00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off 00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel 01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26 01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love #ComedySpecial #ChrisSmith #MalcolmBarrett #DamnInternetYouScary #BETAwards #Ineedurgentcare #SleepParalysis #StandUpComedy #DIYScary #ToHearMoore #PatrickCloud #AverageJoe #CapeTown #Comedy #BlackComedians Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥 You don’t want to miss this one. 🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud 💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/ Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/  @LackaroniandChazPodcast   📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! 👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish. Sponsors: Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYS Factor https://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off  0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes 0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest 2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap 3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama 4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail 5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them) 6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?! 7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins 9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style 10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show 12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad 14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For 17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition) 20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?! 23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M? 28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?! 30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos) 35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits 38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂 42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters 44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie 47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape 50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out 53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊. Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up. 🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications! ✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚 Producer:  @HippieGoals   ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️ 00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹 03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯 06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱 10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬 13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever? 16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬 18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭 20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs) 23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣 23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑 29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻 35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮 37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦 41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰 46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔 48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭 50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍 52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤 Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.  This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s inside this insanity: A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️ TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️ A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖 Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔 Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽 🚨 Plus: Sponsored segments that actually slap: 🧠 BetterHelp (because therapy is for real ones) https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 💳 Kikoff (fix ya credit, fam!) Start building credit with Kikoff today, and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to https://www.getkikoff.com/DIYS today. 💸 Cash App (because we like fast money) Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real - there’s no catch. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code [DIYS10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽 👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below! 🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls. 00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!! 02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos 04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos 07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock 10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating 12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate 15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp 18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma 22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers 27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe? 30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex 31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk 33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really) 34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend 40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder 44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story 47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?! 50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App 51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama 56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash 58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear? 01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings 01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam 01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows Producer @hippiegoals #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #NutmegChallenge #FunnyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #ScaryStorie Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It’s a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️ https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves We are talking about:  🥞 Writing essays at IHOP 🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls 🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his” 📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches 🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀 Also… 👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird 📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review 🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll 💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet. 👊🏾 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE — or we might mail your roast to your job 📫🔥 🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below! #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #SamSalem #ComedyPodcast #BrickedUpBoys #GarfieldPhone #PettyLevel100 #IHOPEssays 00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy 02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes 06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate 13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos 17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO 21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist 28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House” 35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness 41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery 44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge 53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier? 1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final Laughs S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew  https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes. 🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th at the Regent Theater — don’t miss it! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900627BE3654976?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaeaIzJ6tdwJsC5yVBOdn-IQ-BjTplSDJedGGtgu390WM6HPUY4cNC1mq4vUyA_aem_KwNEdvAIjRpICjH3j9Jj-A 🔔 Subscribe now for more hilarious episodes:  @DamInternetYouScary 🎙️ Producer:  @HippieGoals 📱 Follow the hosts:  @tahirmoore   |  @PatrickCloudChannel   Guest:  Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ 🕒 CHAPTERS: Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks 🐌 Edible horror stories 🍪 CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠 The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀 Purple not being real 👁️ And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬 It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this episode gets deep, weird, and hilarious. 🔔 Like, subscribe & hit the bell — or risk eating a DMT fish by accident. S/O to our Sponsors SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys Blue Chew Https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Kikoff Get your first month FREE at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS 0:00 - Glow, Sponges & Hot Oil Treatments 1:18 - Spa Days & Korean Skincare 2:31 - Snail Masks & Slippery Science 5:15 - Compliments & Confidence 8:12 - Devonte Joins the Chaos 10:53 - Type Sh*t Global Culture Stories 20:15 - Fish That Get You High?! 23:00 - DMT, Edibles & Driving While High 32:00 - Heart Transplant Suicide Mystery 37:00 - Purple Isn't Real?! 41:00 - Satellites, GPS Hacks & Creamer Prices 45:00 - Coffee Subs, Skims & Bluechew 49:00 - China's Super Soldiers 53:00 - Custom Superpowers & The Real Goku Life Producer:  @HippieGoals   Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever. 💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL. 🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/ 🎥 Produced by:  @HippieGoals   📍 Chapters + Timestamps below 👇 📲 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weekly chaos! 🔗 Follow us on socials: @daminternetscary ✂️ Best moments from this episode? COMMENT BELOW! 0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away 2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart 4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM 5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club 7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?” 9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat 11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes 13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name" 15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped 17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug 20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth 25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried 27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals 30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off 32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things” 33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?! 35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us 36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s 38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯 40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused 43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women 45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt 48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow! 🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what? 🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder! 🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases. Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos. 💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory? S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34  0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time  1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock?  1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic  2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool  3:02 - The Money Shot Debate  3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim  3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity  4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint  5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game  5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex  6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?!  6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt  7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive  8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This?  9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix  10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology  11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration  12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk  13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes  15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle  16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?!  17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy  19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel  21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy  23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶  24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?!  26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic  27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken...  28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel?  29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment  32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté  33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?!  36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory  38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs  43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?!  44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP  45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting  51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins  55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects  #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends Producer:  @HippieGoals ​

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We’re talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movie hot takes Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL? 💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp 🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off 🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates. 0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness 1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar 1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes 2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤 3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?! 5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles 9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️ 14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos 16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs 18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions 20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime 22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read 23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄 26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers 28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen 30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water 34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎 36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag 40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read 42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5 44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now? 48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?! 50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked 52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines 54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes 55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike  @MikeCakez   famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys PRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BLUE CHEW Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.com KIKOFF Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS. 🔥 Episode Highlights: Mike’s origin story & viral success secrets Why Facebook might be better than Instagram for creators Turning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoos The "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explained Wild tattoo and skin preservation trends 😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know! 🎧 Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy, weird internet finds, and incredible guest stories! #MikeCakez #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #ViralVideos #TikTokFame #WeirdFacts #CreepyStories #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore 00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez 00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!" 02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice 03:37 – The Video That Started It All 05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok 08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram 09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators 10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More 12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks 16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones 19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin? 21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds 22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences 23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style 25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock) 30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories 32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts 35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree 38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France 41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris 42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea 47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing 49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad 54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition 56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating 57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!) 59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up Producer:  @HippieGoals   Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore  @tahirmoore   & Patrick Cloud  @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals  @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem  @dhelem   Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off 00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter 00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs 00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary 00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk 00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums 00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers 00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes 00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary 00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style 00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy 00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants 00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed 00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne 00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances 00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor 00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology 00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints --- This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking:   ♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars   👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks   🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets   👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents   🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏)   🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp   🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals   💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS! --- Topics Covered: 💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech   🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture   📈 SEO Keywords: Dave Helem interview, zodiac signs funny, best colognes 2025, black men fashion tips, BetterHelp promo, Factor Meals review, podcast for men, sneakerhead life, astrology comedy, men’s grooming tips   --- 👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign!   Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏾, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and SHARE 📲 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DaveHelem #BlackPodcasts #MensStyle #CologneReview #Sneakerheads #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyFunny #MentalHealthAwareness #FactorMeals #BetterHelp #SelfCareForMen

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.  But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out! 🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation! 🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy) 🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! #MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCulture SPONSOR Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?   Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out!   🔮 **Topics We Cover:**   ✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend   ✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies   ✔️ The visit from the US President ✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today?   🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries!   #BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCP Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist! 🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals 🔹 AI bots speaking in code?! 🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up 🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness! 🔥 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 📲 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/damscary 🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast 👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel  Tahir Moore @tahirmoore 🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #SydneyCastillo #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #StandUpComedy #TonyBaker #FreestyleRap 0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts   0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip   1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments   2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming   2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit   3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy   5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey   6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate   7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams   9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics   12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach   14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona   16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments   18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment   21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained   23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy   25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics   27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls   29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live   30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation   32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours   35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration   37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style   39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy   40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language   42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment   44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots   S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code [DIYS] at https://www.ShopMando.com

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  Guest: James Davis https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis 🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯 🔎 Topics We Covered: ✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷 ✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫 ✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥 ✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎 👉 Drop a comment: Which story freaked you out the most?! 📢 Subscribe for more weird stories, eerie mysteries, and comedy takes! 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss a thing! 00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories 00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment  00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done   00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage 00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction  00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations  00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons  00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden 00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories 00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines 00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava  00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters   00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies   01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations  01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up  S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Prize Piks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro  1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About  5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?  12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle  18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact  25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History  31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm  38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment  45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next  📢 Sponsors: BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys HelloFresh: Get 10 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/hellofreshpodcast Skims: Shop the latest at https://www.skims.com/diys 🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture! 🔥 Topics Covered: The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤 Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔 The cultural impact of hip-hop beefs Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥 Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶 The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾 China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯 💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments: 1️⃣ Can Kanye ever make a true comeback? 2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now? 3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part? 📌 Subscribe for more →  @DamInternetYouScary   🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss an episode! 👇 Follow us for more behind-the-scenes & updates: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daminternetyouscary 🐦 Twitter: https://www.x.com/damscary 📹 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/daminternetyouscary 🎧 Podcast available on: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #KanyeWest #HipHopBeef #Drake #KendrickLamar #RapBattle #DIYsPodcast #CocaCola #ChinaTech #HipHopNews #popculture

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  This episode is sponsored by Better Help. 00:00:00 | Episode Start 00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom 00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show 00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion 00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show 00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean 00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Return of Classic Styles 00:19:38 | First Cars & Wild Driving Stories 00:25:00 | The Struggles of Early Car Ownership 00:29:04 | The Official Wizard of New Zealand (And His Firing) 00:36:02 | Elon Musk: The Real-Life Supervillain? 00:42:40 | Kanye West & The Danger of Influence 00:50:06 | Comedy, Power, and Who Really Runs the Industry Guest Charlie Wilson  https://www.instagram.com/charliewilsontv S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys In this electrifying episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian and content creator Charlie Wilson for a wild and unpredictable conversation. From his experiences in the Empire Strips Back Star Wars burlesque show to the car mishaps, Charlie shares some hilarious and insightful moments. The crew dives deep into the bizarre firing of New Zealand’s state-appointed wizard, debates whether Elon Musk is the most dangerous man alive, and takes on Kanye West’s controversial influence. Plus, they reminisce about their first cars, near-death driving experiences, and the return of classic fashion and vehicles. If you're here for laughs, crazy stories, and some real talk about the industry and beyond, you won’t want to miss this episode! Like, subscribe, and drop a comment below with your favorite moment. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Dia La Ren Nash https://www.instagram.com/dialarennash/ S/O to our Sponsors Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 | Intro 00:00:16 | Grill Culture and Shiny Smiles 00:00:52 | Guest Introduction: A Special Return 00:02:11 | Gapped Teeth with Diamonds: A Bold Fashion Statement 00:03:37 | Monopoly vs. Jenga: The Party Games Debate 00:07:06 | Drunken Mishaps and Wild Party Stories 00:09:05 | The Almost-Kidnapping Incident: A Tale of Survival 00:16:12 | Underwater Party Submarine: Would You Risk It? 00:29:07 | The Ethics of Sushi Underwater: Food Karma 00:39:03 | Social Anxiety and Going Out Alone 00:42:15 | Voodoo Dolls, Explosives, and Rat Poison: A Missouri Mystery 00:48:08 | Swallowed by a Whale: A Survivor’s Tale In this hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by a special guest for a wild conversation. From grill culture and diamond gapped teeth to the bizarre ethics of eating sushi underwater, this episode dives deep into the unexpected. Highlights include a near-kidnapping survival story, an explosive Missouri mystery with voodoo dolls and rat poison, and the ultimate tale of a man swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. The crew also debates the best party games, explores the anxiety of going out alone, and examines the absurdity of an underwater party submarine. Whether you're here for the laughs or the crazy stories, this episode is packed with entertainment, social commentary, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share your favorite moments! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest:  @jsnowpro   https://www.instagram.com/jsnowpro S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Prize Picks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow 00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Special 00:02:59 Writing for TV: From “Wild ‘n Out” to HBO’s “Game Theory” 00:04:00 Challenges of Creative Control in Entertainment 00:06:02 Blind Tom Wiggins: A Story of Talent and Exploitation 00:10:17 Harriet Tubman’s Fearless Legacy and Modern Parallels 00:16:08 Freestyle Comedy: Reggae Vibes and Laughs 00:19:01 A Drunk Pilot Disrupts Southwest Airlines 00:32:49 The Grind of Comedy: Weekly Shows and Industry Realities 00:36:06 The Superpower of Comedy: Bringing Joy Amid Challenges 00:40:06 Lessons from Dave Chappelle: Sacrifices and Success 00:43:18 Choosing Freedom: The Rock, Jack Black, and Authentic Careers 00:52:17 Code-Switching in Media: The Rock, Miley Cyrus, and Post Malone In this episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! comedians Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Jay Snow for an insightful and hilarious conversation. They explore the journey of filming a one-take comedy special, writing for top shows like "Wild ‘n Out" and HBO’s "Game Theory," and the struggles of maintaining creative control in entertainment. Dive into powerful stories like the legacy of Blind Tom Wiggins, a blind and autistic Black pianist who mesmerized audiences but faced exploitation, and the relentless courage of Harriet Tubman. The trio also tackles contemporary issues like code-switching in media, the superpower of comedy to uplift communities, and even the absurd story of a drunk Southwest Airlines pilot! With freestyle reggae moments, comparisons between The Rock and Jack Black, and reflections on balancing authenticity with industry pressures, this episode is packed with laughs, knowledge, and relatable truths. Don’t miss this wild ride! Subscribe, comment, and share your favorite moments. We filmed this before the tragic airplane incidents in DC and Philly, so just want to add RIP to those involved.  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Quin Walters https://www.instagram.com/quinwalters Mark JP Hood https:/www.instagram.com/markjphood  S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo DIYS  Join our Patreon now!!   https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  This episode is sponsored by Better Help.  Guest: https://www.instagram.com/bdahttv Deazy Lee Go Fund Me https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-their-family-rebuild-after-eaton-fires?attribution_id=sl:3ed14a8d-4cc3-4fd9-8c8f-73e2c15af3f8&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Altadena residents GoFundMe https://www.instagram.com/share/_bvIrebsl S/O to our sponsors Better Help HTTPS://www.betterhelp.com/diys Acorns Https://www.acorns.com/DIYS  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Gigi LeFlair http://www.instagram.com/gigi_leflair S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Mando https://www.shopmando.com Use Code DIYS Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Roxxy Haze https://www.roxxyhaze.com https://www.instagram.com/roxxyhaze S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com  promo code: DIYS Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! VIIA If you’re 21+, check out https://www.viiahemp.com  and use the code DIYS to receive 15% off. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Brandon Cormell https://www.instagram.com/bcormell S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor Head to https://www.factormeals.com/50diys and use code 50diys to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Saint Angeles https://www.instagram.com/SaintAngeles S/O to Our Sponsors #ad  Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://www.BlueChew.com Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code.  Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you MasterClass MasterClass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to https://www.masterclass.com/diys for the current offer. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: BT Kingsley https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley https://www.btkingsley.com S/O To our Sponsors Factor Head to https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/50diys and use code 50diys to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Sundays For Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code D-I-Y-S at checkout. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: Shondalia White  @ShondaliaWhite   https://www.instagram.com/shondaliawhite S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Mando New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com #ad  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our Sponsors MasterClass https://www.masterclass.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code: DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: G King https://www.instagram.com/gkingcomic Malik B https://www.instagram.com/malikbazille S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Use Promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: AIDA RODRIGUEZ  @aidarodriguez   https://www.instagram.com/funnyaida Find her podcast and book here https:///linktr.ee/funnyaida S/O to our Sponsor SUNDAYS for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code D-I-Y-S at checkout. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Courtney Bee https://www.instagram.com/therealcourtneybee S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponosred by Better Help. Guests: Courtney Bee https://www.instagram.com/therealcourtneybee Q https://www.instagram.com/doitallnight S/O to our Sponors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys NPR Code Switch Listen on all audio podcast platforms Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Vanessa Graddick https://www.instagram.com/vanessagraddick Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Sundays for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code DIYS at checkout. Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at shopmando.com! #mandopod https://www.shopmando.com Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest:   @RobHaZepresents   https://www.instagram.com/robhaze WATCH HIS SPECIAL ON YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5GZrpvmI1w S/O TO OUR SPONSORS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50  Use code: diys50 NPR Code Switch Listen on your favorite audio podcast platform Prize Picks Download the Prize Picks app and use Code DIYS Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! GUEST: SARUNAS J. JACKSON https:;//www.instagram.com/ronejae s/o to our sponsor CODE SWITCH  Listen now to Code Switch from NPR - wherever you get your podcasts.  https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510312/codeswitch Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Jay Washington  @MrJayWashington   https://www.instagram.com/mrjaywashington Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our sponsor Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS 00:00 Introduction and Guest Introductions 00:23 Comedy and Banter with Guests 01:31 Wrestling Career Highlights 10:43 Freestyle and Fun 16:53 Shark Mystery Discussion 25:46 Dark Oxygen Discovery 27:24 Seafloor Experiments and Dark Oxygen 28:13 Confusion and Humor in Science 29:12 Bioluminescence and Electrolysis 30:19 Ocean Mysteries and Speculations 31:10 Underwater Breathing Crystals 31:36 Billionaire Submarine Disaster 33:43 BlueChew Ad Read 37:02 Wrestling Characters and IMDB 45:08 The Luckiest Man Alive 50:39 Closing Remarks and Plugs producer: Hippie Goals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our Sponsors #ad Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Hello Fresh https://www.hellofresh.com/freediys promo code: freediys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Producer: @HippieGoals

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Kanisha Buss https://www.instagram.com/kanishabuss Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack S/O to our Sponsors #ad Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com #mandopod Sundays for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS or use code DIYS at checkout. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Michael Vitovich https://www.instagram.com/morguecandy S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code DIYS and get $50 instantly when you play $5! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! GUEST: PERSEPHANII https://www.instagramcom/persephanii Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Michael Turner https://www.instagram.com/turnercomedy/ S/O to our Sponsors #sponsored Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Hello Fresh For FREE breakfast for life go to https://www.HelloFresh.com/freediys. One free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at https://www. shopmando.com #mandopod Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: Jordan Rock https://www.instagram.com/jordanrock S/O to our Sponsor Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Mackenzie Ray https://www.instagram.com/baby.knees S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS VIIA Try VIIA Hemp! https://viiahemp.com/ and use code DIYS Alpha Progression https://www.alphaprogression.com/diys Factor https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/diys50 promo code DIYS50 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: https://www.instagram.com/ronniejordan https://www.officialblessedaf.com S/O to our Sponsor Mando https://www.shopmando.com promo code DIYS Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! We're talking #comedy, #music and #originstories with Al and Al! Guests: SaxKixAve https://www.instagram.com/saxkixave/ Albert https://www.instagram.com/albthebuilder/ Alfred https://www.instagram.com/underdogcentral/ S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code DIYS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE Hello Fresh Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/diysapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appetizer item per box while subscribed Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guests: Orlando https://www.instagram.com/wh_orlandoroye Milah https://www.instagram.com/goodmoms_badchoices https://www.instagram.com/milah_mapp S/O to our Sponsor BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024