341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet.
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We cover:
• Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old
• Jury duty chaos and suing people
• Would you cut off your finger to survive?
• Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real)
• 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom
• A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years
• Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling
• Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake)
This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly.
00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal
04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories
08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips
13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin
15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive?
21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions
28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story
31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained)
38:25 – BetterHelp Ad
42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom
46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years)
51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech
56:40 – Cash App Ad
59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk
01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details)
01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad
01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued
01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate
01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement
01:23:00 – Outro
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| 0:00.0 | You know, I like chains and I would like to get one before I do it, but I want a long rope so that like big like, you know my back in the day, like back in the soldier boy day. You want to hula hoop your neck? No, for my man. See, that's why I want women to think of. She could have did it, but she's not going to because of that. What? That lets us know a lot no nobody no like you ain't |
| 0:23.0 | you were you on an island with no oh all right you know what up everybody I'm to hear |
| 0:29.1 | more I'm Patrick Cloud and this is another episode of damn internet you're scary |
| 0:34.7 | hey you got a very special guest in the house ladies a i'm talking about she's the actor content created comedian uh just she's all around |
| 0:44.8 | cool person you know what i'm saying ladies gentlemen please welcome back to the show actually |
| 0:48.8 | this is the first time right first time on the show first time to the show goddamn me miss callie |
| 0:53.8 | scy first time to the show. First time to the show. God damn meet Ms. Callie Sky. Howdy y'all? Hey, Pat, you have been friends with somebody for a while and then you find out some wild-ass information about them? Of course. Some big information. Like, you have been friends with somebody for a couple years and you find out they got a kid. You've been you got a kid like yeah how old is your kid 18 8 fucking teen oh so you don't have a kid |
| 1:15.9 | you have a man yeah you have you have a grown up grown up callie is definitely one of those people |
| 1:23.1 | that like her personal life is so separate from her her outside life and what she lets people in |
| 1:30.7 | it it was crazy me blew my freaking mind blew it you know sometimes you got to be different |
| 1:37.1 | sometimes you got to keep them on their toes oh is that what that is why was you had new 18 year |
| 1:43.5 | old you know they had their own apartment. I ain't even seen no pictures of, baby girl. I ain't never seen no pictures of her. Not one. Galeigh showed me a picture of some dude asking her daughter out, but never showed me her daughter. I still, to this day. I could walk right past and wouldn't even know it. |
| 2:03.1 | How was she in the picture? She wasn't. |
| 2:08.1 | The dude, he acts like on a sign and his flowers and candles and it was, you know, beachfront type stuff. |
| 2:15.9 | Neither one of them want in the picture. |
| 2:18.1 | See, really what I did was I showed you how proud of my accomplishments I was because through |
| 2:22.8 | her, she getting basically a whole proposal just to be a girlfriend. |
| 2:28.5 | So is it kind of like that thing that women do nowadays when they like hide their new man |
| 2:33.8 | and they be putting |
| 2:35.2 | like emojis on them and like putting like cropping them out and stuff because they're |
| 2:39.3 | trying to protect what they got, you know? |
| 2:41.8 | No, you know what? Y'all wouldn't even like my daughter like that for real. She really, |
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