342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
The Olympics are getting WILD 😳
This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down:
• Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage
• Curling cheating caught on secret cameras
• A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas
• Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters
• The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION
• Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning
• A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢
Plus chaotic hypotheticals like:
Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million?
Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K?
🎟️ TOUR DATES
Tahir Moore – Detroit & NYC
Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta
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00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate
00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins
00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements
00:12 True Crime Couple Ad
00:15 $1 Million Survival Question
00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K?
00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal
00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed
00:30 Factor Ad Read
00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza
00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters
00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online
00:49 BlueChew Ad Read
00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam
00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned
01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service
01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage
01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, mine got all this room for shine and I'll never get no shine. |
| 0:07.0 | You stress, you're dealing with these city girls. |
| 0:13.6 | That's why I don't got shine on my forehead. |
| 0:15.9 | Exactly. |
| 0:17.0 | It dry you up, baby. |
| 0:18.3 | It dry you up. |
| 0:21.3 | Keisha that went down to Atlanta, the glow up has been crazy. |
| 0:27.0 | Crazy. |
| 0:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.1 | What I was like in LA? |
| 0:32.2 | Because Pat, like, your skin is nice. |
| 0:33.9 | You're like, the glow up is crazy. |
| 0:36.5 | What? |
| 0:37.4 | What you mean? No, I's just saying let's make some old |
| 0:42.2 | picture hey man hey man you got me thinking about moving to Atlanta shit let's see what's |
| 0:49.4 | going on down now like actually nice doing it or my LA friends I moved down here now |
| 0:53.4 | yeah my brother's then I moved down here now. Yeah, my brother's down. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm trying to come down. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay. |
| 0:58.0 | All right. |
| 0:59.0 | We're going to see you. |
| 1:00.0 | I might, you know what I'm supposed to come down there for like five days. |
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