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Dam Internet, You Scary!

330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYS

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement.

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Tahir Moore –  @tahirmoore
Patrick Cloud – @PatrickCloudChannel
Corey Bell –  @CorreyBell
Tyler Chronicles –  @Tylerchronicles  @Perfect10Guys

Hippie -  @HippieGoals  

0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift
0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In
1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift
2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics
2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode
2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles
4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained
5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age
6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles
7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement
8:20 | Icebreakers Begin
8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap
10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan
12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures
13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories
14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell??
17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild
19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking
20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo
23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?!
25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes
26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era
28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild
30:12 | Little People Hands Debate
31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion
32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush
33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment
36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color
37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls
39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?!
40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences
41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions?
42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss
44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken
45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29
47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster
49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight
51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read
53:40 | Corey Bell Returns
55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot!
56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”?
1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101
1:03:12 | Miracle Made Sheets Ad Segment
1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate
1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements

Transcript

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0:00.0

put on the card again.

0:02.2

The quarter zip, y'all been seeing that.

0:04.8

Oh, my God.

0:05.8

I'm so sick of it already.

0:08.0

Right.

0:09.0

This one.

0:09.7

But now and now everybody wants to make it.

0:12.9

No, no.

0:14.5

It's not about you to hear.

0:16.1

It's about the Y ends no longer.

0:22.1

Did you cut out? You cut out. you cut out for What you cut out?

0:23.4

What?

0:26.3

My bad I had the other thing.

0:27.9

It's about the Y ends no longer wearing Nike texts and robbing people and the Y ends are

0:32.8

wearing the quarter zips and they're changing their lives.

0:36.3

Oh, so this comes with, it comes with the behavior change, though.

0:40.3

Okay.

0:40.9

I couldn't get robbed by a nickname in a quarter zip.

0:44.1

That's crazy.

0:45.2

That's what they're saying.

0:46.9

Quarter zips don't hide pistols well.

0:49.8

Okay.

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