312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.
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00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues
02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism
04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast
07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen
10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?
15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power
18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections
20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!
22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)
25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law
27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights
28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga
34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today
40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going
44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes
52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail
55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode
58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet
01:01:00 Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Joe Wiley. And I'm Soie Ball. And we're here to tell you about a brand new podcast, Digit. |
| 0:06.3 | Digit is all about the things that Joe and I love. From the kids to the parents and all the stuff in between. |
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| 0:31.7 | Oh, Patrick Cloud. And this is another episode of damn internet. You scary. what you do go uh get on a riding more |
| 0:40.3 | or pull somebody over just for racial discrimination those are the cop glasses oh man |
| 0:45.4 | this is it when i'll be hiking i'll be out there with this one baby those are oakley's |
| 0:49.5 | no no i got these from home depot uh i i know. I know that the racist white ones are like, |
| 0:56.5 | oh, please, always. |
| 0:57.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:59.9 | Or the one that have like the rainbow reflectors. |
| 1:03.0 | Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. |
| 1:04.3 | Somewhere there's a flag on it, you know what I'm saying, |
| 1:06.7 | promoting America and hate. |
| 1:09.5 | It's crazy that racism has a style. |
| 1:11.8 | Like, that's so random. |
| 1:12.7 | Like, you would think that all different types of people, which is true, are racist. |
| 1:16.9 | But it seems like the more racist you are, the more like you start wearing the same stuff. |
| 1:22.0 | And then when you're peak racist, it's like a certain starter kit of outfits. |
| 1:27.1 | And it's like Oakley's, Camo, flags, cargo. |
| 1:31.2 | You can't see a flag on a pickup truck or they got that decal. |
| 1:34.8 | I just assume that they're racist. |
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