343: Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT Kingsley
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?!
In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down:
Self-driving cars taking over cities
Sony’s interactive ad patent
A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed
Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports
The future of rap music longevity
Subscription EVERYTHING in America
And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever
Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.”
00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals
02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery
06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity
09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation
16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution
17:40 – Ultra Ad Read
20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley
24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck
28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?
30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!
33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars
38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read
41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads
46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed
52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems
56:30 – How the World Views Americans
58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?
1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad
1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft
1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing
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| 0:00.0 | right before shows. |
| 0:02.0 | So the other day I did that going into Sunday, |
| 0:06.0 | like I wouldn't work out right before the show. |
| 0:08.0 | I was like, okay, I see why he does this. |
| 0:10.0 | Now I couldn't sleep though. |
| 0:11.0 | I was wired for hours. |
| 0:13.0 | I was like, I didn't spend the energy. |
| 0:15.0 | I mean, the energy, the feel, the, you know, the pump, |
| 0:20.0 | you'd be like, all right, this is a good decision. |
| 0:22.2 | You can lock in. |
| 0:23.7 | Yeah, man. |
| 0:25.3 | You can lock in. |
| 0:27.5 | After I go to gym, I want to go to sleep. |
| 0:30.8 | I try to go to gym before I go to set. |
| 0:34.0 | I try to get mine in in the morning. |
| 0:36.5 | I feel like it sets the tone for everything I need to do when I already get that blood pumping and that energy going. |
| 0:42.3 | I just left the gym. |
| 0:44.3 | My home girl worked out with me, so I didn't get the chance to go as hard as I wanted to go because I was like helping her. |
| 0:51.3 | But I got like three miles in. |
| 0:53.3 | So I finished this, I'm going to go back back to the gym get another five miles in and then |
| 0:57.6 | get my arms in today you in the city or you're on the road I'm on the row |
| 1:01.2 | I'm on the road yes yeah yo so yo so yeah how damn me mm-hmm yeah I got one week |
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