353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more.
Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates.
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00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit
02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn
03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions
06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast
08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances
10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion
11:42 Best Joke of the Night
13:25 Mint Mobile Ad
16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck
18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience
21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump
23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt
26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa
30:42 Hims Ad
33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers
41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident
44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate
47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall
49:58 IndaCloud Ad
52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals
55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance
56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture
59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story
01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals
01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad
01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk
01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter
01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion
01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro
#Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScary
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| 0:00.0 | Amused. |
| 0:01.6 | This is my morning nap time. |
| 0:04.9 | First of all, |
| 0:05.8 | nigger, morning nap is wild. |
| 0:08.4 | It's just about 10 o'clock. |
| 0:11.0 | Unless you getting up at 4 a.m., a morning nap is completely unescusable. |
| 0:15.3 | I get up at six every morning. |
| 0:17.6 | I go make my daughter breakfast. |
| 0:19.4 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:20.4 | And after she goes to school, I take my morning nap. |
| 0:23.8 | By 10? |
| 0:25.9 | Hmm? |
| 0:26.6 | By 10? Or earlier? |
| 0:29.4 | I usually from about, about, about from 9 to 11. |
| 0:34.0 | Oh, that's a healthy nap. |
| 0:35.9 | That's a good, that's a good two hour nap, okay? |
| 0:38.7 | Depends on how much sleep I got the night before. Okay. I've 100% done that day. How much do you work out to be able to fill out that G-U on the tank top? Well, are we live? This is live. This is live, man. It's about to turn on. No, I'm like, you know, you're trying to get all the jokes out before we start? |
| 0:56.8 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:57.5 | No, no, no, man. He's about to turn on. No, I'm like, you know, you're trying to get all the jokes out before we start? Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. We started. We go. We're going. Right. First of all, this is not a G in the tank top. The GEO and tank top has the little skinny strap right there right there like red and white frog. |
| 1:11.1 | Pagetti is some spaghetti strap. |
| 1:12.4 | They turn that way so it don't work if you're not buff. |
| 1:16.2 | Right. |
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