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Dam Internet, You Scary!

351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

True Crime, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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Topics include:

A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
AI scams tricking people online
New laws about boiling lobsters alive

00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)
26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
37:00 Sponsor – FÜM
39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew
50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
01:13:20 Outro + Announcements

Transcript

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