336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.
Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:
emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.
This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.
👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want
00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos
02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk
09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts
11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?
14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online
18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate
20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online
26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet
33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations
39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines
45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer
50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe
55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling
58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits
01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?
01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up
💬 Question for the comments:
Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What up? |
| 0:01.3 | Chilling. |
| 0:02.2 | Chilling. |
| 0:02.6 | Happy New Year, y'all. |
| 0:05.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | Pulling on in here, the people that are stuck around. |
| 0:10.7 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:13.0 | All right. |
| 0:14.3 | Let me say, let me make sure that everybody's in here. |
| 0:17.9 | I want to see the number. |
| 0:18.6 | Okay, there we go right there. |
| 0:19.6 | First of all, let me just go through here. |
| 0:25.2 | So let me, let me say |
| 0:26.9 | fuck Drew G, fuck CFC. |
| 0:31.5 | It's the top of the year. |
| 0:33.3 | No, fuck that. Fuck, |
| 0:34.9 | Albert Morrow. |
| 0:38.0 | Fuck Erica or Eric Latharge. |
| 0:43.8 | Whatever his name, Lethbridge. |
| 0:45.6 | Fuck him too. |
| 0:46.0 | Bro, these fucks going. |
| 0:47.3 | Man, listen, you got to go through these comments. |
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