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Dam Internet, You Scary!

334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

True Crime, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The holidays can bring up a lot β€” stress, pressure, old memories, and emotions we don’t always talk about.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Christmas looks different when you’re grown β€” and this episode proves it.

On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far.

From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day.

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00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys
01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns
04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult
07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist
13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws
15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead
18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad
21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand
31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic
36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control
43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes
46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars
51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals
58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos
1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections
1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up

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Transcript

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0:00.0

To hear, you got on a squid game's sweater vest, man.

0:02.7

You ain't celebrating Christmas.

0:04.9

Yeah, is that a gingerbread jersey?

0:09.3

What's on the, what's on the chest?

0:11.7

A gingerbread jersey.

0:13.4

He loves a gingerbread jersey on.

0:17.1

What up, guys?

0:17.9

I'm to hear more.

0:19.2

I'm Patrick Cloud.

0:20.6

And this is another episode of, damn,

0:22.6

internet, you're scary.

0:24.2

The Christmas edition.

0:25.6

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

0:27.5

Oh, yeah.

0:28.9

Merry Christmas, everybody.

0:31.9

What was that?

0:34.8

I was a red.

0:36.5

I'm all, I'll be doing Christmas stuff.

0:38.4

I don't know.

0:39.1

I wasn't prepared.

0:40.6

Green and red.

0:42.2

I got some trees.

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