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Dam Internet, You Scary!

329: She Saw Dragons?!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up.

🔥 TODAY’S STORIES

Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule
Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours
Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean
Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss
The doctor who kept someone’s ARM
Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons
U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean
Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts
Presidents, racism, religion & chaos
Survival meal after 21 days alone
And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents

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00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up
00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock
02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story
03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga”
08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality?
12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific
15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos
17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying)
20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor)
22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff
24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days
26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?!
34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story)
40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp)
46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read
50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder
52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist?
54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities
56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read
01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs
01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think
01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets
01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements

Transcript

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0:00.0

And you picked a fruit salad.

0:01.5

That's interesting.

0:05.0

Which would?

0:06.2

What food out of every food available?

0:08.7

Fruit salad.

0:09.8

It's healthy.

0:12.1

Ambrosia salad is not healthy.

0:13.7

I just looked at it.

0:15.3

Is that really like whipped cream binding it together?

0:17.6

That's the white stuff?

0:19.1

I can take the whipped cream or like heavy cream or something like that.

0:22.0

Oh, or yogurt. That's crazy.

0:24.3

See, that's healthy, baby. That's fruit and yogurt.

0:27.5

What's up, guys? I'm to hear more.

0:29.2

I'm Patrick Cloud.

0:30.4

This is another episode of damn.

0:32.4

And then you scary it.

0:34.2

We finally got Patrick Cloud back in the States, guys.

0:37.9

Man.

0:38.2

He stepped over in North Korea for eating on the sidewalk without the proper license.

0:46.1

And he's finally back, man.

0:48.0

What's that, brother?

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