355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.
Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.
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00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story
01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture
07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego
12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention
13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation
18:13 BlueChew Ad Read
20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion
25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering
28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained
31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies
32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence
35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy
40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength
45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk
47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology
49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced
52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History
55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?
57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits
59:04 Outro
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A phone in her right hand and she ain't have no right hand? |
| 0:09.8 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:11.9 | Today's the actual date of her court date. |
| 0:16.4 | Oh, so that was that hit the news a long time ago? |
| 0:19.1 | Yeah, hit the news a long time ago. |
| 0:22.4 | And then she went to court to contest it uh and then they said a new date but she got the footage the body cam footage |
| 0:28.0 | sent to her last night from her lawyers and he walks up it's like yeah we you know we're we're |
| 0:34.1 | conducting the sting or operation where we're targeting distracted drivers and you |
| 0:39.5 | rode past me and I saw you had your phone on your right hand. She was like, how? He was like, |
| 0:46.7 | well, you had your phone. Dang. No, I didn't. He was like, so you're going to tell me, she said, so you're going to tell me you didn't have your phone in your hand? She was like, no, I didn't. She was like, he said, the motherfucker said, hand to God. She said, hand the guy. He's like, no, the other hand. She was like, hand to God. He said hand to God is crazy. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.6 | That was a troll. |
| 1:13.6 | That was absolutely a troll move. |
| 1:15.6 | That did that do. |
| 1:17.6 | Hand to God is insanity. |
| 1:22.6 | I don't know why he couldn't have just been like, oh, I'm so sorry. |
| 1:26.6 | I must have made a mistake. |
| 1:29.4 | Oh, my, and it's a white woman, too? |
| 1:31.4 | Could it be that the police lied? |
| 1:33.8 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:37.8 | It's so much crazy shit going on right now. |
| 1:40.1 | Ray J. getting knocked out going straight to the hot fiddle. |
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