356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.
This episode goes everywhere.
An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.
Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.
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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy
3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast
5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems
11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories
17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun
29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story
33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED
37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories
47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood
51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie
59:10 Wild Relationship Stories
1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast
1:02:00 Outro
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