327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.
🗞️ Topics include:
A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾♂️
A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺
Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾
Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬
And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬
👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack
🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore
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0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”
1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced
4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!
10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories
15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos
18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed
21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)
24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power
30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party
32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk
38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)
41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet
45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards
54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed
54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)
58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold
1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)
1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained
1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts
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| 0:00.0 | What song is this? |
| 0:02.0 | Six, seven. That's the name of the... The name of the song is actually called Doot Doot Six, Seven. Because at one point of the song, he says, do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, you are telling tall tales right now. I promise you, bro. |
| 0:23.3 | Like, I promise you, he's Six, seven. You're telling tall tales right now. |
| 0:21.9 | I promise you, bro. |
| 0:23.5 | Like, I promise you. |
| 0:24.8 | He says that. |
| 0:26.0 | And it's so funny because I came out to it in Detroit. |
| 0:30.3 | And I was like, I was like, he really said do, do, do do do baby shark. |
| 0:36.4 | Because I used to say that on on baby shark and i was like yo |
| 0:39.8 | i don't know what's happening to music because sexy red has a part of one of her songs she's like |
| 0:45.0 | bat bat bat bat bat bat nether my pussy these niggins is this freestyle that's yeah obviously |
| 0:52.8 | nobody's writing me anything there. |
| 0:54.9 | Everybody's Lou Wayne, |
| 0:56.2 | everybody's lazy right now. |
| 0:58.0 | I think he muted, |
| 0:59.4 | Barrett, Malcolm. |
| 1:00.9 | You muted. |
| 1:04.2 | That nigga was spitting, boy. |
| 1:04.8 | He was. |
| 1:05.8 | He was spitting. |
| 1:06.8 | He was spitting. |
| 1:08.3 | You're okay. |
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