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Dam Internet, You Scary!

324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haze

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin 
Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze    

👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

💬 In This Episode

Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊
Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇
Blue boars & “meat honey”  🐝
Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰
Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬
Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

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0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥
2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊
4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone
6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂
8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬
9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm
11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word
13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸
17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood
18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸
21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱
23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰
25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼
27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣
33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️
34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙
36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖
40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵
43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗
44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰
46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️
50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔
52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️
55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬
59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰
1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺
1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️
1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤


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Transcript

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0:00.0

like this for you. Wow. It feels right. That was a good backup. Where did she get this? This was in your car? Because also the white shirt. You look like Balboa from Street Fighter. What was the guy named from? Ball Rock. Yeah. Hey! The ugly. I mean, but he was beating the ass. He was being a was beating ass like a motherfucker. Even when I misunderstood it, it was funny.

0:37.0

Because it was, that's so crazy. Put your hood on. You don't, you don't. I took my hair off to put my hood on. You don't play Street Fighter, right? Yes, I do. I know. That's why it hurt. You know the reference? Yeah. That's why it hurt. That was hurtful.

0:37.9

That was so mean.

0:40.3

It wasn't mean.

0:40.9

It was just...

0:41.1

Even if I was saying. I was like, damn.

0:55.0

That was hurtful. It's so mean. It wasn't mean. It was just happening. Even if I was called ballrog, I would feel as a man, I'd be like that. I'm a lady. I thought he meant like. Oh, you are Rocky, though. I thought, I thought he met Mr. T's character. Put her mic down.

0:56.9

Was Mr. T's character in Rocky?

1:28.0

I know you're talking about it. It's not Mr. T? No. His name, he said the wild and shit, well, you send the lady over to me to ask what a real man is like. That's what he said to Rocky to like. It's dice on the fight. Mr a tee. Oh, clubberlang. Clubberlang. I would have never found that out in my mind. Yeah, you clubberlang. Because you're your thighs. Y'all do got the same vows. Probably the same hard-ass booty. I think the Russian dude was the best antagonist, look-key, in the series. His son, too.

1:28.7

Over Apollo.

1:30.0

His son?

1:30.3

Oh, you mean in Creed? Cree, yeah. Anytime you go over to Russia. Anytime you go over to Russia and be like, some niggas been training over there, it's a problem. Ivan Drago was one of the, he was one of the ones. I think he has,

1:42.7

Rocky probably has one of the best sort of Rose Gallery of,

1:45.7

Absolutely.

1:46.6

If he was a real fighter?

1:47.9

Yeah, He was one of them ones. I think he has, Rocky probably has one of the best sort of rose gallery of, absolutely. If he was a real fighter? Yeah. They built a statue to a, to a character. Who was written to win. Ivan Drago, Creed, and Clubber Lang, they all have their own status. Like, you don't look at them like, oh, this was a whack-ass, like, bad guy from them. All of those are, like, classic dudes. Right. All right. Well, see, here we go. And Rocky was definitely buffed for every movie. He shouldn't have beat Ivan. At all. He definitely shouldn't have beat Ivan. It's crazy when they show the initial skill gap and it's like how is he gonna close this

2:18.6

and then they kind of trained the same amount and then at the end like rocky's better

2:22.3

it's like what the what's one race if there if you have one that you think would just

2:28.0

automatically whip your ass regardless of race or like geographic region because i feel like

2:33.6

russian yeah yeah but i wouldn't say white yeah yeah you know what I'm saying I'm with a white boy ass but a Russian nah Russian's got it I feel like German is low key I feel like I'm gonna get a lot of I've never seen a German fighter I feel like they're violent but I don't know about fighting that language is so rough that they I'm sure there's some. I think it's rough because they don't have hands. I feel like Russian and Irish, and then I would be scared of, where is, what's the, what's the UFC fighting family, that Middle Eastern dude? Oh, the one that be fighting the mayor? Is it Kabib? But aren't they like, Iran? Slavic. the one that be fighting the mayor is it kabb?

3:08.0

Oh but aren't they like

3:09.1

Iran Slavic

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