337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The internet is already doing too much in 2026.
In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now.
We talk:
Why dating feels like a monthly expense
How social media drains your energy before noon
AI robots replacing humans (and using up our water)
A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basement
Internet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymore
Tech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult money
Khleo Thomas’ NAACP Image Award nomination
Vote Here: https://naacpeoty.judge.live/categories/6ef87081-d4ec-405a-ac86-08de4c8933d8/entrants
This episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real.
00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything”
02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary!
03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas
05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits
10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations
18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy
25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating
31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable?
40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety
47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization
55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults
01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate
01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story)
01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read
01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas
01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans
01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk
01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef
01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement
01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore
01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks)
01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name
01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos
02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia
02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination
02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo
02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & Closing
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I had this this revelation I think that chicks that have soft light in their soft life in their |
| 0:09.1 | bio that caption right there like telling the homie stay away from her bro she just want to be |
| 0:14.4 | taken care of she just she want all the bills pay you're going to pay for every day you're |
| 0:18.6 | going you're going you don't have to do everything and I get it when you're in a relationship, but when you just build them with somebody, it'd be like, you, I got, you know how expensive it is? I don't know how people date in LA, bro. Hey, what's up, guys? I'm to hear more. I'm Patrick Cloud. And this is another episode of damn internet. You scally. |
| 0:38.6 | We got a very special guest in the house, ladies gentlemen, this first time of the new year being on the show. |
| 0:45.1 | You've seen him. |
| 0:45.9 | He is missed it everywhere, honestly, from the gifts that he gets sent to the random trips to Japan, to the glowing the dark game boys, everything, ladies and gentlemen, he's, he's back. Give it up for Cleo Thomas. Back in this thing, man. What's up? What's up, man? Happy New Year, 2026. You made it, man. |
| 1:11.6 | You made it through that dumpster fire of 2025. |
| 1:14.2 | Shit. |
| 1:15.1 | Jesus. |
| 1:16.0 | Jumped right into another one, though. |
| 1:19.6 | So much crazy stuff going on. |
| 1:22.3 | Man, dog, I, listen, bro, it's sometimes hard to get on social media. |
| 1:26.9 | I'd be wanting to make videos, but as soon as you open up the app, you see an ice snatcher |
| 1:31.2 | somebody or just doing some wild shit. |
| 1:33.6 | It's like, bro, this doesn't make it fun. |
| 1:36.7 | Man, not for real. |
| 1:38.6 | You really just got to stay off the phone. |
| 1:41.1 | I'm trying to do that, like for the first hour at least after I wake up, just off the phone i'm trying to do that like for the first hour at least yeah |
| 1:44.7 | wake up just off the phone yeah it can it can it can't it's like it really really can man so i |
| 1:52.8 | try to i do the same thing only thing i get my phone for is music when i cue it up for uh |
| 1:58.0 | a workout or something because you're right bro like that shit is it's toxic now yeah it is |
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