348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 ā¢ 1.1K Ratings
šļø 2 April 2026
ā±ļø 65 minutes
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Summary
stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.
This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.
Topics include:
- Ā a man stealing a shark using a baby strollerĀ
- Ā ghost Uber driver scams that tricked ridersĀ
- Ā Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)Ā
- Ā real podcast scams targeting creatorsĀ
- Ā Facebook and marketplace scam storiesĀ
- Ā near-death choking momentsĀ
- Ā weird human habits and social behaviorĀ
- Ā last words before execution and last meal debatesĀ
Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.
A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.
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Ā Which story was the craziest ā the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties?
Ā 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start
Ā 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction
Ā 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout
Ā 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality
Ā 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins
Ā 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late
Ā 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public
Ā 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends?
Ā 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup
Ā 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction
Ā 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments
Ā 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion
Ā 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft
Ā 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story
Ā 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained
Ā 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important)
Ā 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience
Ā 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown
Ā 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties
Ā 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion
Ā 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years
Ā 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments
Ā 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained
Ā 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution
Ā 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate
Ā 01:00:56 Dionās Comedy Show Promotion
Ā 01:03:06 Outro
Transcript
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