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Dam Internet, You Scary!

345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

True Crime, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.

The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:

• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns
• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients
• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab
• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death

Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.

Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.

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00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins
00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride
00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying
00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience
00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles
00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message
00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?
00:21 Survival Island Debate
00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?
00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate
00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns
00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients
00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab
00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message
00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate
00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story
00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing
00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?
01:00 Outro

Transcript

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0:00.0

And I was on the road.

0:01.0

I was on that Greyhound.

0:02.4

Oh, yeah.

0:02.8

It was a lot of Amish people on the Greyhound.

0:05.6

And I didn't think they could use technology like that. So I was very confused. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. Because I was, back story, we just recorded before this, but I couldn't ask you this yet. walking us through

0:21.2

the Greyhound story because apparently

0:23.1

you had a terrible before this, but I couldn't ask you this yet. Walk us through the Greyhound story, because

0:22.7

apparently you had a terrible

0:25.0

time. Was this on the day

0:26.8

of the birthday? Y'all, what's up, everybody?

0:29.1

I'm to hear more. I'm Patrick Cloud.

0:31.9

And this is another episode of damn. Internet, you

0:34.3

scary. What up?

0:36.8

Yeah.

0:37.9

Life. Just celebrated? Yeah. Nice.

0:38.6

Just celebrated my birthday, man.

0:40.2

Shout out to everybody that sent me birthday love.

0:42.8

I appreciate y'all.

0:43.8

I tried to respond back to everybody.

0:46.9

That text called and sent messages on Instagram.

0:51.4

I wish Facebook has this thing now where, you know, they're trying to make it so

0:58.8

people's deceased, deceased people's pages can still kind of engage with people.

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