338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi Denise
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology.
We’re talking:
• Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive
• Chess robots that break kids’ fingers
• Why gas station food might actually be elite
• Therapy being overrated (sometimes)
• AI voices changing on people
• South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison”
Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us
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00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins
03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock
09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real
11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate
16:38 Things People Pretend to Like
19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals
23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive
29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark
34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained)
36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew
38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger
44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety
52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained
56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter?
01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates
01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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| 0:00.0 | Every year I tell him it should just be a holiday tree. |
| 0:03.0 | Don't just, don't just limit it to Christmas because you have it up to July. |
| 0:07.0 | Just make it a holiday tree. |
| 0:09.0 | Look, look, look, look how good it looks on camera. |
| 0:11.0 | Watch this. |
| 0:13.0 | And, wala. |
| 0:17.0 | What up everybody. I'm to hear more. |
| 0:21.3 | I'm Patrick Cloud. |
| 0:22.3 | And this is another episode of, damn, Internet. |
| 0:25.3 | You're scary. |
| 0:26.5 | We got a very special guest on the goddamn pod. |
| 0:30.2 | You understand me? |
| 0:31.3 | Chicago Native. |
| 0:33.1 | You've seen her on tons of TV shows. |
| 0:35.7 | She took one guest store role and turned it into a whole god damn |
| 0:40.6 | season also has a brand new special that dropped on hulo this past year around october somewhere around |
| 0:47.4 | there ladies gentlemen we got goddamn brandy denise what up be randy how you doing how you doing Elise. What up, |
| 0:54.9 | Be Randy. |
| 0:56.1 | How you doing? |
| 0:57.1 | How you doing? |
| 0:58.6 | Good. |
| 0:59.1 | We're good, |
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