323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:
Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)
The Michigan Dogman sightings
Wildest serial killer nicknames
Halloween freestyles gone wrong
And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film
💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.
Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
Roxxy Haze @roxxyhaze Help Roxxy Heal: Surgery and Therapy Support https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support
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00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy
01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱
03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬
05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸
06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃
09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️
13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭
15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪
19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈
20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off)
23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊
25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️♂️
26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺
28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺
36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)
38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬
42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠
44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓
46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏
49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️
52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️
55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”
57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”
59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, what's you been up to? |
| 0:00.9 | My uncle? |
| 0:01.3 | Since the last time we've seen you, bro. |
| 0:03.4 | Man, I don't do a lot. You're a liar. I hang out at the house. You're a liar. I've tried to hang out with you for a couple times, and every time I tried to hang out of town. I keep my phone on sensitive mode. That's not a thing. That's just you holding it. I'm in sensitive mode. Look at it. |
| 0:22.5 | Mm. |
| 0:24.1 | What's up, everybody? That's just you holding it. I'm insensitive mode. |
| 0:21.9 | Look at it. |
| 0:24.1 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:25.1 | I'm to hear more. |
| 0:26.8 | I am Akeem. |
| 0:29.9 | And this is another episode of, damn, isn't it? |
| 0:32.4 | You're scary. |
| 0:33.3 | We've got some very special to guests on the show today. |
| 0:35.9 | No strangers to the pod. |
| 0:36.9 | No strangers to you guys as well. |
| 0:38.1 | We have the incomparable, very talented weightlifting. |
| 0:41.5 | Miss Roxy. |
| 0:42.6 | Hey. |
| 0:46.3 | You weightlift? |
| 0:47.4 | A little bit. |
| 0:48.1 | She's strong as hell. |
| 0:50.0 | She is strong as hell. |
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