354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭
Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever.
From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything.
PLUS:
• Wild high school stories
• Streamer culture getting out of control
• The dark side of clout chasing
• Why social media changed fame forever
• Netflix Is A Joke reflections
• Real conversations about authenticity and success
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00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories
00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours
00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans
00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam
00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist
00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme
00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit
00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen
00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad
00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story
00:27 Train Track Ticket Story
00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In
00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics
00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion
00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk
00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture
00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture
00:47 Factor Meals Ad
00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls
00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online
00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections
01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator
01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion
01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates
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| 0:00.0 | What's the biggest scam? |
| 0:02.1 | I don't know if that's the biggest scam I've ever did or a fool, |
| 0:04.6 | but what's the biggest scam that you've ever done? |
| 0:09.0 | I don't know if it was a, okay, I did a heist in high school. |
| 0:15.7 | It was like a full-blown heist. |
| 0:20.4 | Who! |
| 0:23.6 | Damn in the net, you scary. Let's ha ha you scary how you feeling to hear? |
| 0:25.6 | Oh fuck man |
| 0:27.6 | I'm here |
| 0:28.6 | I'm here |
| 0:32.6 | bro god damn |
| 0:35.6 | life be livin |
| 0:36.6 | who I feel you, man. |
| 0:39.8 | Weird. |
| 0:40.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.2 | Weird energy right now. |
| 0:42.5 | Just like in general. |
| 0:44.2 | I don't know what it is. |
| 0:45.8 | You know, the hardest part for me is, I think the hardest part is being the strong |
| 0:52.0 | friend for everyone else. |
| 0:58.9 | And not exactly knowing what you need from people. |
| 1:02.7 | Like to ask for help or, you know, I got a friend group, some comics, and we text each other |
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