311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:
The difference between faking your death and disappearing
Why some billionaires die without heirs
The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin
Clone wars involving... body parts 👀
And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you
🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to start off screen packing. I'm going to come on. |
| 0:03.0 | Okay. |
| 0:04.0 | Let me go on. |
| 0:12.0 | FYI, we are alive, but people are still coming in. No one's here yet. |
| 0:16.0 | Okay. So I'm black people time today. What up? Scary Squad. |
| 0:27.6 | Yo, y'all. |
| 0:29.6 | Let me know when you're ready, Pat. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm ready. You're doing an entrance. |
| 0:34.6 | Yeah, let's do it. |
| 0:36.6 | What's up, everybody? I'm to hear more. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm Patrick Cloud. |
| 0:40.3 | And this is another episode of, damn, internet? You scary. |
| 0:45.4 | All right, so I... |
| 0:47.0 | Where's to hear? |
| 0:48.5 | Listen, I bought something off of TikTok. I was trying to get the food shots and he's trying to tap into my Y-E-N. |
| 0:56.0 | And yeah, it didn't, I must have clicked on the wrong link. |
| 1:02.0 | Ain't no way. |
| 1:05.0 | I don't think this is, this isn't the... |
| 1:09.0 | What? It was like thicky mouse what was the what was the what was the what was the |
| 1:21.7 | what was the buy attempt what did you think that was well i should have known when i saw where it was |
| 1:27.3 | coming from there was going to be some aliibaba shit. What were you trying to get? A push-shie. I was trying to get a Shicey. What was the photo? Show the photo. I had to go on my TikTok. But it was like the regular Shicey. It had the eyes out. But it had ears? No, no. So this was just the wrong product completely? Completely. But I already paid for it. So. I feel like you bought that. I feel like that. This ain't really my style right here, bro. Like I wouldn't get one of these. I would have got something different. |
| 2:01.2 | This ain't really my style. |
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