333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn Carter

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it.

In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened.

If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you.

00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos
09:14 – Official Introductions
18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read
20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love
26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable
31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities
37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories
41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times
49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route
56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces
01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates
01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life
01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t)
01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests
01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up

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0:00.0	I have that same mug.
0:03.0	Same book?
0:03.8	No, you don't?
0:04.6	Mug.
0:05.2	Yes, I do.
0:06.3	No, you don't?
0:06.8	You got a T mug? I'm not saying they got a tea on any bud. Okay, then you ain't got that same mug? You ain't got that same mug then. But the hat is fire, though, to hear, for sure. Appreciate, you know what I'm saying? My homie shit. The hat is crazy.
0:19.3	I had a hat like that when I was like eight years old.
0:23.7	He probably stole it. My homie shit. Yeah, that hat is crazy. I had a hat like that when I was like eight years old.
0:23.6	He probably stole it.
0:24.6	Like the Koogee hat like Dickie.
0:27.6	They can make sure your name not in there and inside.
0:30.6	You put your name in inside of your coats and stuff.
0:34.6	First of all, Keisha, you know what I mean? Listen, listen. Every time you start like that, the lesson we know you haven't eaten yet. What, what you need me to do? I literally just ate. I just ate. You ain't fooled yet then. They got to settle because every time you come on, your energy, you know what I'm saying? No, I just had the craziest workout. I wanted to fight when I say, damn. I don't want to fight these niggas. The people who were helping you work out? Yes. I feel you, girl. Sometimes I be doing too much. I was like, all of y'all mind.
1:11.2	Y'all really got, I didn't sign up for this.
1:14.7	Yes, you did, though.
1:17.0	Not for that.
1:17.7	Work out, a normal workout.
1:20.1	This right here, one of my stories was like, damn, you're trying, like,
1:23.5	you're about to fight, Chris and Schill.
1:27.0	Keisha, what's your baseline irritation? Like, are you, like, are you, like, kind of like, baseline, like, slightly annoyed, or do you be in, like, hell of good moods, but then stuff be happening? What, like, if I'm, if I am irritated or? No, like, like your baseline. Are you slightly irritated at your baseline?
1:45.4	No, my baseline is just neutral.
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