322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo Thomas
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales.
👉 Watch as we break down:
The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more)
The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗
Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽
Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯
When LA called 911 over the Milky Way
🔥 Don’t miss Khleo’s updates on New York Comic-Con, his latest films, and his live shows!
Hosts @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel
Guest @KhleoThomasTV https://www.instagram.com/khleothomas
Producer @HippieGoals https://www.hippiegoals.com
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00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia
01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)
02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk
06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins?
09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals
13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far
15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder
18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals?
19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal
21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind
23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong
25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story)
29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?!
33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches
38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula?
39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs
41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs
42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved?
43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is comfortable. |
| 0:05.0 | What do you do I? |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, I had the, uh, |
| 0:10.0 | Buzz Lightyer one, that's the one I had. |
| 0:13.0 | An inflatable Buzz Bud Lightier? |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | The wings came out and everything and those were inflated. |
| 0:18.0 | It was sick. |
| 0:19.0 | How'd they come inflated it was sick |
| 0:26.9 | How'd they come out if it was inflatable was the electric part? No, I'm saying like the the whole as it was inflated The wings were included in the |
| 0:29.0 | Oh okay, got you guys |
| 0:30.3 | What's up everybody up to hear more? Baccarp |
| 0:35.5 | Bacart plowed |
| 0:37.7 | Two seconds. |
| 0:39.6 | Two seconds. |
| 0:41.7 | Get a cluck out of them. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh my God. |
| 0:45.3 | Y'all get it? |
| 0:47.6 | And welcome to another episode of damn, internet. |
| 0:50.7 | You're scary. |
| 0:51.4 | Hey. |
| 0:52.8 | We do. |
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