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Dam Internet, You Scary!

331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!
We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches.

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Guests:
Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys
Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn
Nick Banks @MrBankshot
Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch

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0:00 | Cold Open Chaos
0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again
0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call
1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check
1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate
3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation
4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk
5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭
6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate
7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories
8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed
9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story
10:20 | Is Batman an Identity?
11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag
12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion
16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂
17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant
18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story
20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate
22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats
23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia
23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations
26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭
34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month
37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels
39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney
41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters
42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences
44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood
45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories
47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life
52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?!
55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does
57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate
58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia)
1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story
1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates
1:11:11 | Sign-Off

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey.

0:00.4

Let's go ahead and get it.

0:01.2

Let's get it cracking there.

0:02.5

Brady Bunch. All right. We up in this thing. Go, what up, man? I hope you guys had a happy Thanksgiving, man. It is officially Christmas time, man. But we're going to go ahead and kick this thing off. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here more. I'm Patrick Cloud. And this is, welcome to another episode. That's not correct. I'm sorry,

0:21.9

guys. Let me just, let me just. I was excited. I was doing a little rewind. And welcome to

0:28.1

another episode of damn. And then that, you scary. We got a very stacked house right now.

0:34.5

Y'all see what we got going on. Now I want to start over.

0:37.8

Okay.

0:38.9

Now I want to start over.

0:39.3

I'm sorry.

0:41.3

I did this and I hated it.

0:42.2

I hated it.

0:50.9

You get one, I get one. You get one. I get one. I'm not going to get this time. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. What's up? What's up, everybody up to hear more.

0:52.1

Oh, that's your cloud.

0:54.8

And this is another episode of damn, internet.

0:55.8

You're scary.

0:54.5

We got a stacked house today, man. everybody up to hear more. That's your cloud. And this is another episode of damn,

0:55.0

internet,

1:13.1

you're scary. We got a stacked house today, man. We got our country cousins all up through this joint, man. First and foremost, on the record back to the show. We did it. We did it. No, I was just like, all right, we did it. We did it. We did. you look like Matt Damon on the Martian when they accidentally sent a picture

1:14.3

and he was like, all right, we did it. We good. You look like Matt Damon on the Martian.

1:13.2

When they asked him to send a picture, he was like, yeah.

1:16.2

I'm cool with that.

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