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Dam Internet, You Scary!

325: The Episode That Went Off the Rails…

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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🎧 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into the wildest corners of pop culture, music, and comedy!
This week, they’re dressed as Good Burger employees 🍔 with special guest BT Kingsley aka “Mr. Commercial Booker” — and things get real scary (and hilarious) fast. From Brad Pitt’s new movie to Cardi B’s lyrical dominance, this episode has everything: movie talk, R&B debates, and  horror masks debates. 👻

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0:00 – DJ Dreams & Silent Party Lessons  
0:36 – Welcome to “Good Burger” (Halloween Edition!)  
1:13 – Guest Intro: BT Kingsley aka “Ghostface” 👻  
1:51 – On Tour Life, Commercials & New Podcast “Killin’ Is Me”  
3:20 – Momentum in Hollywood: Keeping the Grind Alive  
4:03 – Why Brad Pitt Is Still a Movie Star  
5:09 – Passing the Torch in Acting (Brad Pitt & Damson Idris)  
6:21 – Scene Stealers: When Actors Won’t Let You Shine  
7:18 – Patrick Never Saw *Good Burger*?! 😱  
8:14 – Behind the Scenes of *Churchy* & Covering Tattoos for Roles  
9:12 – Why *Martin* Worked and Others Didn’t  
10:17 – *Martin* vs. *Living Single* vs. *Fresh Prince* Debate  
11:14 – Women in Hip-Hop Are Dominating Right Now 💅🏽  
13:17 – Real Vocalists vs. Radio Hits (Layla Hathaway Talk)  
16:11 – 🧠 **Ad: BetterHelp – World Mental Health Day Special**  
19:01 – Michael Jackson’s Genius Studio Layers  
20:15 – Music Accessibility & Nostalgia for CD Days  
21:16 – Cardi B vs. The Clipse Album?! 🎤  
22:11 – Day26 vs. 112: The R&B War Begins  
22:48 – Chris Brown Tour Recap & Concert Talk  
25:13 – Overloaded Albums & Voice Range Debates  
26:15 – R&B for Men: Who’s It Really For?  
30:00 – Frank Ocean, Lyrics, and Masculinity in Music  
33:13 – Women’s Revenge Anthems (Outside Energy!)  
36:45 – 💊 **Ad: Bluechew – “The Original Confidence Booster”**  
39:11 – Ari Lennox & Pure R&B Energy  
40:53 – The Infamous “Suck Your Daddy’s—” Moment 😭  
45:33 – Who Has the Best Horror Mask? (Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Ghostface)  
48:46 – *Scream*, *Jeepers Creepers*, and the Mask Hall of Fame  
51:19 – Beetlejuice, Momo & Creepy Movie Moments  
53:03 – Eye Color Surgery Debate (Would You Try It?) 👁️  
56:07 – Ticks That Make You Allergic to Meat?! 🥩  
57:08 – AI Animal Hoaxes & The Fake Internet  
59:36 – Were We Native the Whole Time? (History Tangent)  
1:00:27 – Missionary Twerking Debate 💀  
1:02:06 – The Gilly the Kid “Throw That Thang” Video 🤣  
1:03:34 – BT’s Tour Dates, Churchy, & Flappers Comedy  
1:05:14 – DIYS Sign-Off + Good Burger Outro 🍔


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0:00.0

My friends started like a DJ house group two years ago.

0:05.0

And I jumped on it last year and I learned, but I had one of them small ones where like one button does like 10 on a professional.

0:14.0

So I was practicing on this little small one and then I would go to their open decks and stuff and I would be overwhelmed.

0:20.0

It's so different.

0:21.0

There's with like three grand. So I've been kind of like slowly upgrading through the days but for the last six months I've been Let's throw a silent party. I'm with it. I mean you do very different music. But that's why I say a silent party. A silent party, everybody got their headphones on and they can switch between the channels. Yeah. Interesting.

0:37.7

Yeah.

0:38.7

Oh yeah, I've seen those.

0:39.7

Yeah, all three of us.

0:40.7

Come on, you guys. Silent party, everybody got their headphones on and they can switch between the channels. Yeah. Oh yeah, I've seen those.

0:38.3

Yeah, all three of us. Come on, you guys. Let's do it. It's a movement. Yo, what up guys? I'm to hear more. I'm Patrick Cloud. And this is Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger. My, take your order. Yeah. Also known as Damning, and you're scary. Insert quote from Good Burger.

0:54.2

Mm-hmm.

0:56.0

It's a very good show.

0:57.1

We got a very special guest. also known as dam and that you're scary insert quote from good burger

0:54.2

mm-hmm it's a very good show we got a very special guess uh we got a ghost

0:59.7

face on on on the show um not the killer i mean it actually is the killer but not the

1:05.0

rapper as the killer oh yeah i wish i wish we had something that you could do without

1:10.1

speaking so they could try to guess who you were as an actual guess. Don't do the hand sign. Yeah. Don't do the hand sign. You got to just told her who it was it. Yeah, probably so. Damn. I'm sure they would know by that big ass hair. Don't go by the skin tone. Go from the ashyness. I knew what I'm.

1:28.1

As soon as I saw them knuckles.

1:34.7

Ladies and gentlemen, we got Mr.

1:36.8

Commercial Booker himself in the house.

1:38.8

Mr. B.T. Kingley is back.

1:40.5

Bam, bab, bab, bab, bab, bab.

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