352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.
PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing.
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00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk
02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂
04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show
06:00 Scary Movie Returns
08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning
11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk
17:00 Sponsor - GLD
18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…
24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂
27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!
30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried
34:06 Sponsor - Cash App
36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate
40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭
48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew
49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝
52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂
55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens
56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships
01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door
01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp
01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭
01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂
01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck
01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?
01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros
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| 0:37.7 | I don't want to say your bun, your homie tail, your, yeah. |
| 0:43.8 | I got here just the hand phone. |
| 0:45.1 | You're like, like you're about to hoop. |
| 0:50.0 | They always kind of like, look real suckish. |
| 0:53.9 | I got to, I got to do the headphones first and then come on because I can't do that. |
| 0:59.0 | I should have known better. |
| 1:00.1 | I should have done it. |
| 1:03.3 | I put the little band two knots in. |
| 1:07.5 | He just did one. |
| 1:08.8 | He's like, you know what? |
| 1:11.6 | I need to do. And then he put it above his head. |
| 1:13.6 | They took Pat's old page. |
| 1:16.6 | They took Pat's old page, but he got a burner page where all his eyes are blocked out. |
| 1:25.6 | He's doing like, that's not a of all the pictures. That's just not true. I don't even want to. I'm not going to ask what's the burner page. I'll leave it at that. I know it is the fencer. I know what the fencer is the fencer. You know, the you look, you're a lurking page, if you will. I don't have a fester. |
| 1:45.6 | I only got my burner page on Twitter because that burner page is for the field. |
| 1:51.4 | Oh, I lurk on my page. |
| 1:52.9 | I want you to know. |
| 1:55.1 | I lurk on my page, too. |
| 1:56.7 | I feel like that's a lot of work to keep the fence. |
| 1:59.3 | I get hit from my friends. |
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