321: Wild Stories, Donut Debates & Cosplay Confessions w/ Roxxy Haze
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Get ready for wild laughs and outrageous confessions in this week’s Dam Internet, You Scary! with our favorite little sister, Roxxy. From debating donuts 🍩 to cosplay in the bedroom 🎭, waterproof sheets 💦, and even Back to the Future plot holes ⏳—this episode is as unfiltered as it gets.
We cover:
Big boob struggles and bra fails 👚
The Batman-level prep women carry in their bags 👜
Cosplay confessions (yes, Bowser & Sailor Moon get a mention!)
Donut debates: long johns vs éclairs vs cronuts 🍩
Chokeslam sex stories 🤯
Victorian cough drops with cocaine 😳
Racist branding history & weird products
Matching tattoo talk ✒️
Plus Roxxy’s most savage hookup stories 👀
This one’s full of hilarious chaos, wild tangents, and Roxxy being Roxxy.
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00:00 – Awkward Muscle Relaxer Jokes
01:00 – The Big Boob Struggles
03:00 – Bra Placement & “Titty Rolling”
05:00 – The Female Batman Utility Belt
06:00 – Roxxy’s “Spend the Night” Bag
08:00 – The Waterproof Sheet Debate
10:00 – Clean Up & Get Out?! Savage Stories
12:00 – Roxxy on Being a Switch
13:00 – Cosplay in the Bedroom
15:00 – Donut Talk: Long Johns vs Éclairs
20:00 – Ad Read: PrizePicks
22:30 – Favorite Donuts & Glazed Debates
29:00 – Victorian Cough Drops with Cocaine?!
32:00 – Racist Toothpaste Brands Exposed
35:00 – Would You Get a Matching Tattoo?
38:00 – Persians Debated Drunk & Sober
39:30 – Ad Read: BetterHelp
42:00 – Financial Dom & Sugar Baby Talk
45:00 – Yelp Reviews for Sex?
46:30 – Spitting, Slapping & Fishhooking?!
50:00 – Chokeslams During Sex
51:30 – Back to the Future Plot Holes
54:00 – The Back to the Future Musical
59:00 – Anime-Themed OnlyFans?
1:00:00 – Gigantic Men & Chokeslam Stories
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| 0:00.0 | I hate you. I thought you was talking about because of the industry. I hate you. |
| 0:04.0 | It's because you're a handicap. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm not. I'm fine. |
| 0:09.0 | Really? |
| 0:10.0 | Sing. |
| 0:11.0 | Nope, no, you're here. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm not. |
| 0:16.0 | I don't know. That's how you sing. |
| 0:18.0 | It's creepy. |
| 0:19.0 | It's creepy. |
| 0:20.0 | Why does it driven snow. It's creepy. It's kidding. |
| 0:23.6 | Why does it driven snow? It's not. |
| 0:24.6 | I am dehydrated. |
| 0:26.6 | I've been on these muscle relaxers. |
| 0:28.6 | These muscle relaxes have been dehydrate me. |
| 0:32.6 | How do you take the muscle relaxes? |
| 0:34.6 | It's like an enema? |
| 0:35.6 | I can swallow! Oh. she just sits on them real fast |
| 0:43.0 | monday tuesday wednesday The doctor show, goddamn. It started already. |
| 0:54.7 | They got all of that. |
| 0:58.2 | I can't wait. |
| 0:59.5 | October 7th. |
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