335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down:
Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes
Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer
A wild LA night that ended in tattoos
The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other
Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe
This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.
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Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/
Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/
00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary!
00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast)
01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth
03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real
04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions
06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With
09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever
13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment
15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story
18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup
19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone
23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes
27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares
29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained
31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber
35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car?
37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM
38:42 – Would You Keep the Money?
41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture
45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill
46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories
52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story
56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | He took us out in L.A. and got us drunk, y'all. |
| 0:03.9 | Ooh. |
| 0:04.7 | Oh. Uh-huh. |
| 0:07.1 | First of all, what happened was I took them to a comedy show. |
| 0:10.4 | Okay, took them to a comedy show. |
| 0:12.6 | Jamila ended up getting a tattoo, guys. |
| 0:15.7 | I did. |
| 0:17.3 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:18.4 | I'm to hear more. |
| 0:19.9 | I'm at your cloud. |
| 0:21.2 | And this is another episode of death from internet. |
| 0:24.2 | You're scary. |
| 0:25.5 | Ladies and together, we got a very, very special guest. |
| 0:29.4 | Been tearing it up a lot. |
| 0:31.1 | Been telling up online a lot. |
| 0:32.6 | Like me what I'm seeing, man. |
| 0:34.3 | She is one half of the podcast |
| 0:37.7 | Unhinged with |
| 0:39.2 | her co-host, Mila. |
| 0:41.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, very funny, very |
| 0:43.4 | talented. Very, very, very |
| 0:45.7 | dope. Put y'all hands together. |
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