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Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.
This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.
Topics This Week
• AI stealing fingerprints from selfies
• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases
• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan
• Soviet astronaut stranded in space
• Jordan Peele movie breakdown
• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show
• Neuralink discussion
• Cockroach causes apartment explosion
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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea
09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates
15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation
20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood
25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan
34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud
38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs
54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate
1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile
1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories
1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM
1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories
1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims
1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies
1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion
1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"
1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed
1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach
2:02:06 Outro
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I love a good DJ, man. |
| 0:02.7 | They go crazy. |
| 0:04.0 | It's kind of like stand-up. |
| 0:05.7 | Like a good DJ will have the place like going crazy and a bad DJ will have everybody like, |
| 0:09.0 | all right, let's go. |
| 0:09.7 | I wish that I could find. |
| 0:11.8 | And maybe somebody at home will take on this task, but like an app that shows you |
| 0:20.3 | what spots really be having people dancing, right? |
| 0:24.1 | Not just like, you're right. |
| 0:26.1 | Like a vibe app. |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah, yeah, vibe app. |
| 0:28.2 | Like, for real, like, oh, this place is good for just chilling, hanging, mingling. |
| 0:32.0 | This place they dance at, this is your typical Hollywood bar. |
| 0:35.8 | And you can type in what you want and put the filters in |
| 0:38.6 | and close it to that too closes that four you can do the same thing for the afters that shit |
| 0:42.8 | would be dope that would be sick that would be dope and then you pay if you pay like let's say |
| 0:47.4 | $15 for the year you have access to it for the whole year if you pay $20 for the year or $30 for the year, you get access to the app nationwide. |
| 1:01.9 | AI, I hear it's easier to make an app. |
| 1:04.9 | You might as well try it. |
| 1:06.2 | Right. |
| 1:06.8 | I'm right. |
| 1:07.4 | People are able to make an app like that. |
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