344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.
Topics include:
• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom
• The possibility of a robot apocalypse
• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting
• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story
• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans
If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.
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00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins
01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media
03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon
08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?
12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments
14:47 Sponsor: Cash App
16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes
17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?
20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy
24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom
28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory
32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry
36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name
39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend
41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained
44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew
45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage
47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost
54:02 Haunted House Tours
01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show
01:06:55 Episode Outro
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| 0:00.0 | Conley, why don't I always say Cooley? Jordan Cooley. It's not Jordan Cooley. You in Starbucks. You give you a last name in Starbucks? No, I just, you know, they be. Jordan, we have a Gordon. Bro, you hella heard me say, Jay. You hella heard me say, Jay. Hey, what's up, everybody? Ladies and gentlemen, this is another episode of Damn, Internet. |
| 0:22.6 | You scary. As you can see, Tihir is at the Woodchip Convention. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm here. I lost weight. Got my tongue back. |
| 0:30.6 | Got my tongue back, baby. |
| 0:33.6 | My tongue back. |
| 0:34.6 | Now, we're going to have a fun episode today. |
| 0:36.6 | Shout out to Tihir. We're holding it down. Got my good friend and long time. Maybe. I'm talking back. No, we're going to have a fun episode today. |
| 0:38.4 | Shout to Tihir. |
| 0:39.3 | We're holding it down. |
| 0:41.8 | I got my good friend and long time. |
| 0:44.6 | How long have you been a guest on the show? |
| 0:45.4 | Shoot. |
| 0:50.0 | I wouldn't say I started around 20, 22, 23. |
| 0:50.8 | Okay. So probably a couple years. |
| 0:51.9 | It's crazy. |
| 0:52.4 | I get this show and squadcast mixed up so much because we have our same friends on both. This is my first time on here. Is it? First time. Oh, well, there you go. Ladies and gentlemen, first time. Give it up for Jordan Conland. Bam-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-d-d-d- Bip Bain. |
| 1:12.0 | What's cracket, dude. |
| 1:12.4 | I'm hype. |
| 1:13.0 | Thursday. |
| 1:17.8 | Dude, I want you to know, I was like, when she was like, hey, do you want to do the show? |
| 1:20.7 | She was like, yeah, you know, the socials and everything. |
| 1:23.3 | I could not find you all on social media for the life of me. |
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