320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.
🔥 In This Episode:
Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃
The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀
Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅
Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? 💧
Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯
Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍
BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides 🚗
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00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊
03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️
07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗
13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣
18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽
25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯
31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵
38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽
45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️
50:30 – Ad Read: BlueChew 🔵🍆
55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀
01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌
01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍
01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥
01:23:40 – Ad Read: Cash App 💵📲
01:29:00 – Classic Cars, BMWs & Dream Rides 🚗
01:42:00 – Wrapping Up: Tours, Shows & Merch 🎤👕.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Ocean is Scary campaign has come to an end. I'm back in there. The way I see it, it's like Chicago, New York, and L.A. If you're not from there and you just listen to rap and follow DJ academics, you think it's probably the worst places on earth. You think they're scary everywhere. And then you go and you're like, oh, okay, there are parts like that. But it's not like that as a whole. It's really nice. What's that, everybody that you're going to him more? |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Patrick Cloud. go and you're like, oh, okay, there are parts like that, but it's not like that as a whole. |
| 0:21.3 | It's really nice. |
| 0:22.0 | What's up, anybody that's you bought to him more? |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Patrick Cloud. |
| 0:25.1 | And this is another episode of, damn, Internet. |
| 0:27.9 | You're crazy. |
| 0:29.5 | Oh, you're scary. |
| 0:31.0 | Damn it. |
| 0:35.4 | It's you crazy. |
| 0:42.7 | It's been a long day. It's a filming we were filming squirecats and somebody hit me like 15 minutes before we got out and with the craziest news |
| 0:48.0 | about a family member and i'm just like damn i'm like damn do i try to fly back because i |
| 0:52.1 | supposed to go back to st louis on monday but i'm like I might need to go back early based off of this shit. |
| 0:57.3 | Oh man. |
| 0:57.7 | It's been it's been like that since I got up this morning man god. |
| 1:01.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.8 | In 2025 man I don't I don't know man like this this this is a year this is this a motherfucker year and i i knew it when new year's eve |
| 1:12.1 | happened i was like this this this year pretty different and it has or midnight or after midnight |
| 1:17.9 | before midnight going into midnight at midnight after midnight i was like this is this is a |
| 1:23.2 | this is going to be one of them hard years the writings on the wall wall. Boy, God damn. It was like, you go to a friend house. You're like, oh, your mama and your daddy smoke crack in the kitchen? Yeah, I ain't coming back to here. Damn. It's very visible. Good news. It's like, it's Q4. And there are plenty of people, the ballers that had a shitty three quarters that they came back in the fourth, that Mamba mentality. |
| 1:48.3 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah, man. |
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