The Therapy Crouch

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions. From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour. Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group. Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA. 00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?29:33 – Wrapping up Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure. Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less). Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight… 00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits. Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike. The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer. Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget. 00:00 – Intro01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves. Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2025

This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker, and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident… The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after The X Factor, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life. Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world. 00:00 – Intro07:15 – Self-service tills & checkout flirting13:20 – Skidmark confessiona13:44 – Introducing Olly Murs15:10 – Knicker-throwing fans & worst gig gifts15:33 – Irish twins news & parenting chaos19:15 – Olly’s dog poo nightmare23:21 – The ultimate nappy disaster25:06 – Missing newborn moments while on tour31:18 – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US38:49 – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award39:34 – From music to TV presenting: The Voice & X Factor45:32 – The surreal car crash story53:10 – Handling overnight fame57:44 – Staying grounded while living the dream01:02:12 – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV01:06:30 – Final laughs & Olly’s parting words Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

In this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random. The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters. Abbey and Peter also offer heartfelt advice to a parent of an autistic child, swap tips for surviving long-haul flights with toddlers, and reveal their go-to Italian deli orders. Expect chaos, belly laughs, and a healthy serving of unsolicited life wisdom. 00:00 – Abbey, Peter & Ross kick off AMA episode.01:01 – Batman chin debate spirals into Robert Pattinson chat.05:10 – Wimbledon restaurant tips & ice lolly vs ice pop argument.07:02 – Midwife’s calm home birth interrupted by prank gone wrong.11:08 – The strict list of superstitions.13:04 – Peter reveals his “lucky pants” and pre-match rituals.15:28 – Listener asks for gangster film with romance recommendation.17:05 – Emotional letter from mum of autistic child; Abbey & Peter’s advice.19:33 – Travelling to England from New Zealand with an 18-month-old.22:24 – Peter talks about Grenfell Athletic.24:04 – Peter jokes about defenders being “second-class citizens.”25:54 – Peter & Abbey reveal favourite dishes from their Italian deli. Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025

On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes. From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic. It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny. 00:00 – Opening chaos00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices. Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits. Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house. Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails. 00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits. From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age. 00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines & shoutouts15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion18:00 – The two types of families on holiday20:00 – Abbey & Pete’s Little Moons obsession22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids30:00 – Abbey & Pete try decoding Gen Z slang36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits. Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong… Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again. 00:24 – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off01:25 – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups03:06 – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks05:03 – Peter’s awkward fan encounter07:02 – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”10:15 – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics12:45 – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up17:10 – The bald cap date disaster21:26 – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce26:14 – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama30:02 – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m. Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside. Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors like a moody teen and Abbey’s off on a secret 75-mile pottery mission. There’s also a heartfelt letter from a listener who found solace in the pod after an unimaginable year of grief. From lazy husbands and ghosting boyfriends to parenting politics and picnic romance, this week’s episode is full of laughs, love, and a few roastings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of Oasis and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm. Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the greatest band of all time (cue the chaos). The duo share their summer holiday highlights, gym struggles (bread vs. biceps), and offer up life advice to a listener whose boyfriend can’t let go of his cheating ex’s cousin. If you’re here for banter, brutally honest relationship advice, or to just hear Pete get roasted, you’re in the right place. ⏳ 00:00 – Opening chaos⏳ 00:33 – Welcome to the AMA⏳ 06:45 – Oasis comeback: Pete’s hot take begins⏳ 15:27 – Starbucks sponsor segment⏳ 18:00 – Listener dilemma⏳ 24:30 – The psychology of popularity (and being nice)⏳ 27:30 – Hen do vs. stag do⏳ 38:10 – Final listener follow-up⏳ 42:00 – Wrap-up and goodbye from The Therapy Crouch This episode is sponsored by Starbucks Chilled Coffee. #ad #TheTherapyCrouch#PeterCrouchPodcast#AbbeyClancy#OasisDebate#RelationshipDilemmas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics. From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits. Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badly-behaved boys in airport lounges, and a serious wardrobe shift from Amalfi Chic to full-blown Decathlon Dad. Plus, why Peter’s laugh might just be the thing that saves him from becoming one of those miserable old blokes in a chair. So if you’re into hilarious parenting confessions, marriage bickers, and the best accidental insults ever delivered, you’re in for a treat. #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #CoupleGoals #RelationshipAdvice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive.We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core. Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow? It's one for the ages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russell drops explosive truths about historical icons on his hit podcast Evil Genius, and reflects on the unexpected lessons that come from fatherhood. Plus, there’s plenty of laughs about sex talk gone wrong, affirmations gone weird, and why a dog might be your best wingman. If you want to know what happens when someone tries mirror affirmations in a dressing gown while their partner dies laughing—this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously. There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpool legends. Plus, the great Diet Coke vs. Full Fat Coke debate rages on, and one listener makes the gang cry-laugh with a mysterious message about… “laying bricks.” It’s messy, it’s mad, it’s very much The Therapy Crouch. #AskMeAnything #TheTherapyCrouch #Podcast  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern! From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots. Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually saved Black & Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel Deadline, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter. If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned. The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!). We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership. Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on what really goes down inside the golf bag. Plus, things heat up in the Agony Abs with a 4AM mystery call, a Father’s Day card conundrum, and some bonk beat revelations you’ll never unhear. If you’re in the mood for golf, gossip, and good vibes, this is one for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths. From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats. A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute. We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is. So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity. Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon. Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy. Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm. Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum. Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage therapy from Britain’s most entertaining couple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes. Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you. Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered. #TheTherapyCrouch #ParentingProblems #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last. Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid answers from the viral "16 Questions to Fall in Love Again" challenge. If you've ever wondered what keeps long-term love alive, or how couples navigate tough pasts with grace and laughter, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2025

In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?! Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️ It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best. 🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits. Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos… The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during p*rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster? Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌 No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

“Don’t ever say that again” 😂 On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really). Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date. Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete. Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far. From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits. Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). 00:00 - Best of 2025!01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch26:08 – Is life over at 30?!27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?32:35 – Keep sending in your questions! #TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns. Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes. A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.  🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns. Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes. A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.  🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out. Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit. The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt.  To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats. Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing. We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart. From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe. #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans. ⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental Resilience Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family. We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship. Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...). If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy? From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life. Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced. Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss. ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?! Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions. Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs! As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straight from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship. Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved. As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet.  From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo.  Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast. Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 – Agony Abs Special.03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions. Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy? Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests! And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly. There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant. So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode! 00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter 00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins. 00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog” 00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua 00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled. For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Petetake aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts. Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form ofbuttery baked goods during a health kick. There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep diveinto the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it. Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.” If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit ⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.⏳ 03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.⏳ 07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.⏳ 16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.⏳ 19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos. To contact us: Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!! Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!! We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door. All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything! To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had. Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE). We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts. Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague… If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit ⏳ 00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!⏳ 07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!⏳ 16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?⏳ 21:50 – The WORST way to break up…⏳ 30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.⏳ 39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom To contact us: Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits… Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces. Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.) If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.⏳ 27:50 – Signing off! To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it. From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths. Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit Oslo Skin Lab: https://www.osloskinlab.co.uk/products/the-solution-collagen?campcode=TSIFMEA0925UKO&utm_source=Instagram%20&utm_medium=Influencer&utm_content=IG_influencer&utm_campaign=TSIFMEA0925UKO_AbbeyClancy6030 📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special! From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles. We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate). Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate.Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?"07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather" 20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful. From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kidsabsolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip. Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debatewhether they should just move to the mountains forever. Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in AgonyAbs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons? If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, thisepisode is for you. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief.00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits.00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey.00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains.00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories00:42:26 – Final thoughts To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special! From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names.  Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback? And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself… If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge06:06 – Baby name wars14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues!25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea To contact us:  Email: [email protected]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025