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The Therapy Crouch

Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Dad, Relax, Kids & Family, Funny, Comedy, Advice, Society & Culture, Marriage, Peter Crouch, Partners, Therapy, Sex, Relationships, Agony Aunt, Couples Therapy, Mum, Couples, Abbey Clancy, Parenting

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.


The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.


We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.


If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


00:00 Introduction

01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession

02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter

08:35 Being Judged By Strangers

10:41 Wine Service

16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate

18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?

20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls

23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories

24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do

26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab

28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice

30:31 New Mum Left By Partner

33:14 World Cup Excitement

35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?


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https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Turns out you're a bit of a perth gas, aren't you?

0:02.0

Oh, B, A.

0:03.0

See how dark his glasses are, by the way.

0:05.0

Ewee. If someone who's not your wife or girlfriend does something really well for you, you say, oh, you're such a babe. Is that allowed? I don't think normal people say that, guess. She's done me again. We all know you look fantastic. Us, you men are just walking around, confident. bag of absolute sht in your A-line boxes and whatever.

0:22.2

Going to golf.

0:23.2

Oh, yeah.

0:23.7

Look at that.

0:27.3

Obligado.

0:28.5

Just before we get into things here, you know,

0:30.3

Ab is literally throffing at the beaver.

0:38.1

Over Pinterest. I'm being titill. Over Pinterest.

0:39.4

I'm being titillated by Pinterest.

0:41.6

Pinterest.

0:42.0

Imagine me that's excited over...

0:44.0

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

0:46.2

Go on, drapes.

0:47.4

I have got my brand new house.

0:49.6

Well, it's an old house, but it's the house of my dreams.

0:52.8

For the past 15 years. We've been looking for

0:54.8

this property and we've got it and I'm decorating it and I cannot cope. I cannot do anything

1:00.8

else. I can't think of anything else. I'm just totally and utterly obsessed. You know what's like

1:08.4

she's been she's been doing this house up in her own mind for the last 15 years.

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