Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.
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00:00 Introduction
02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession
05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience
08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge
10:30 The family diary row
14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”
17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story
19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal
21:03 The dog adoption videos debate
25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers
27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward
29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever
30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat
42:22 The mystery rapper debate
44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts
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| 0:00.0 | Do you think Tilly's just in LA thinking I'm going to be a scalp rapper? As Dick is young and restless? Shut up, Timothy. Yeah, give it a rest. That joke. At what point in dating should someone actually delete the apps? Met my partner on the apps. Did you? What's his name? That's grown up, grow up We settled We settled |
| 0:21.1 | What? |
| 0:22.6 | Oh yeah, it's just alright for you to say it |
| 0:24.6 | Not for me |
| 0:25.4 | Guys if you love us as much as we love you |
| 0:29.4 | You should subscribe |
| 0:30.2 | It's all I'm going to say |
| 0:31.3 | Hello and welcome to the Therby Crouch |
| 0:33.9 | With me, Abby Clancy |
| 0:34.9 | And my cheeky little monkey feet |
| 0:36.4 | I've exposed me eating a banana. |
| 0:39.7 | You're on your swim journey though, aren't you? |
| 0:42.2 | Which increases your appetite. |
| 0:44.2 | Don't be putting that peel on my car. |
| 0:46.3 | Put it on the table there, look. |
| 0:50.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:52.3 | No roster day. |
| 0:53.3 | No rustic day. |
| 1:11.2 | Still ill. Still ill. Still ill. So, talk us through the... I know you've been swimming this morning. Yeah. Well, I just... I'm swim squad. I'm into it. Is this like a code for a fair? No. I'm allowed to go... Allow to go for a swim. And it's a real good exercise. |
| 1:13.7 | Like, I went for my back, I've had a few issues with my back and things like that. |
| 1:18.0 | It's kind of no, no impact fitness. |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah. |
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