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The Therapy Crouch

These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Dad, Relax, Kids & Family, Funny, Comedy, Advice, Society & Culture, Marriage, Peter Crouch, Partners, Therapy, Sex, Relationships, Agony Aunt, Couples Therapy, Mum, Couples, Abbey Clancy, Parenting

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors.


The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations.


There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill. 


Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open.


If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below.


00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off

01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations

02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots

03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears

04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question

05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil

07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud

09:05 - Describing each other in three words

10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other

12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths

13:01 - “If you were arrested…”

14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations

16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done”

21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans

23:12 - Living with a serial dater

25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality check


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, so what do we need?

0:01.7

Well, we need people to subscribe

0:03.3

because obviously we're making this top quality content. And I do hate these little bits where everyone goes, oh, please subscribe. We really need it. But it just does make a difference. So if you like it, then please hit the button. Yeah, like Lincoln and subscribe. You can never say that. I know. It's great. Like link and subscribe. That's stay it.

0:21.8

I'm living.

0:22.4

Yeah, I should have.

0:22.6

Dejee. that. It's great. Like link and subscribe. That's staying in.

0:22.4

Yeah, she'll have.

0:26.9

Darling, it's not offside.

0:29.9

I think just tell her to grow up.

0:31.3

Close your fucking legs with you.

0:35.6

Ask me anything. Hello and welcome to the therapy coach. Me anything with me Abby Clancy Me Peter Crouch Ross Hey guys how are you I just couldn't notice you doing that chin thing on your mic It's so funny I know I edited the pod last week didn't I I couldn't stop what you do do it all the time It's like a subconscious thing I think You sit there like this, your hand like that, I don't know why you do it. It's a lot easier just to move it around like that. Like, it's hands free, but it's moving it. Hands free. Trying to grow his chin, on chinless wonder. Chin gym. Chin gym. Chin gym. How are we are we guys geared up for your big birthday to wanna pee yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I'm taking a curl taking it in your strap yeah I'm just you know we've had abs 40th haven't we you know that's all the birthdays we need this year. I'm just boring birthday,

1:28.6

isn't it?

1:29.0

You know,

1:29.3

so...

1:29.7

I haven't...

1:30.7

I haven't really done any planning

1:32.2

because we've been

1:32.8

quite hectic this week

1:33.8

with various things.

1:36.2

I'm not bothered.

1:37.1

We're going out for dinner.

1:38.1

Yeah.

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