Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.
The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.
There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.
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00:00 Introduction
01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins
03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?
05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?
07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters
10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?
12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge
15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks
18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?
21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, herrick list for men. |
| 0:01.8 | Skinny white jeans? |
| 0:03.0 | Yes. |
| 0:03.6 | I wonder where you were going, |
| 0:04.5 | with that. |
| 0:06.2 | Two parts of it with me. |
| 0:08.8 | You are a bit of a nick in the bath, to be honest. |
| 0:12.2 | Your two legs are just out, like your knees, |
| 0:14.2 | or legs like a brown ladder. |
| 0:16.4 | You know, if you've got a problem with it, you know. |
| 0:22.4 | Don't listen. |
| 0:22.9 | Just write to Gaz. |
| 0:27.6 | Remember, guys, if you're really enjoying this top quality content that we're producing, |
| 0:31.4 | hit subscribe. |
| 0:33.0 | It helps. |
| 0:33.6 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:36.3 | Shaba. |
| 0:37.1 | Hello, and welcome to the |
| 0:38.4 | therapy crouch |
| 0:39.0 | ask us anything with me |
| 0:40.3 | Abby Clancy |
| 0:41.2 | me Peter Crouch |
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