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The Therapy Crouch

Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.


Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.


Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.


In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.


If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


00:00 Introduction

02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story

03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer

05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession

07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story

09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now

10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail

12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills

14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts

16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”

18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders

19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)

21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast

23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories

25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up

26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child

28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn

29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids

30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed


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0:00.0

My hole's closed up. I need to get my mother. Oh, you're damn right. Proceed. Oh, God. Today we've got my mom on, seen as it's a Mother's Day episode. Your mom's first job? Stripper. Is that Abigail? Look how disgusted I am, the size of my ears. My mother-in-law has a bit of a thing for me. Oh, it's similar for us. Slow down, hands off. You could have your cougar hands elsewhere.

0:24.5

Yeah. mother-in-law has a bit of a thing for me. Oh, this is similar for us.

0:22.7

Slow down, hands off.

0:24.1

Take your cougar hands elsewhere.

0:24.7

Yeah.

0:30.4

Give your mum the gift of therapy for Mother's Day.

0:31.5

Hit subscribe.

0:34.8

You could send your mum your favourite episode of the therapy crouch.

0:36.7

One amazing gift for them.

0:37.6

And I think so.

0:42.7

If you really love someone, what better gifts than the gift of laughter, the gift of joy?

0:44.5

Get your mother to subscribe.

0:46.9

It's the best present you'll ever have.

0:47.5

Exactly.

0:52.3

Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch with me. Are you right there?

0:53.1

Yeah, yeah.

0:53.6

I understand each year, which I have got at a moment, yeah. And it's a year. I had earache yesterday. Is it? I think it's a bug. It's hay fever. Is it? Is it? It's he is. Do you do that? No, but you do, don't you? I always do that. I love doing that.

1:11.6

Why do you like doing that?

1:13.1

You itch your throat.

1:14.4

Is that what you do with that?

1:15.4

You like itch the inside of your ear with your roof of your mouth.

1:19.1

I love that feeling.

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