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Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.


The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.


If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge

04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate

07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI

08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy

11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?

15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions

20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick

22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat

24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations

26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand


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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's actually not just a job for us.

0:02.0

We actually really enjoy this.

0:04.0

I'll be honest with you, like we couldn't bear each other this morning.

0:06.0

I still can't bear each other.

0:08.0

Are you guys with smells and fluids?

0:11.0

What about double-wabish smelly fluids?

0:14.0

Yes.

0:15.0

Ready to start the other day.

0:16.0

Men who get called daddy in bed experience a 300% spike in testosterone. Ugh.

0:21.6

Yeah.

0:22.6

You know what you've got to do tonight, baby.

0:23.6

Obligado.

0:24.6

Oh, big.

0:26.6

Hey guys, if you're enjoying our content, please like and subscribe.

0:31.6

Ask me anything.

0:34.6

Shaba.

0:36.6

Hello, and welcome to the therapy coach.

0:38.7

Ask Me Anything with me.

0:39.8

Abby Clencer.

0:40.3

I'm a big.

0:43.0

You need to wake up.

0:44.9

Come on.

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